rowan kaiser
rowan.monster
rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
I concur!
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
and if they do they have to ask the same questions as the last person, over and over and over and over and over
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
every one of them is my mortal enemy
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
should be easy for you then
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
percy goodboy is his government name
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"it's like the 6-7 dance hahahaha"
February 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I once had a guy I was chatting with be like "you don't need to delete and correct, I don't care" and I was like "DON'T PRESSURE ME INTO YOUR FREAKY WAYS"
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
life is a mystery
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
this would fix me, etc
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
*listening again* I would also probably mentally remove the slur in the actual first verse
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
in my loam era, my underbelly is covered with a rich layer of leafs and soil, laying on it softly, i'm loammaxxing
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
we have won the Fan Duel
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I like the typo here because it makes it true in both directions
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
we loamin'
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
soccer, I feel, with the real-time/interesting chaos combination, turns into the most satisfying ball sport to simulate
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
anyway to say something smart here, the other major variable in sports games is how chaos is modeled, ie, bobbling the puck in hockey, poor control in soccer, fumbles in football, etc. how do you make that 1% failure rate interesting/satisfying? I think that's what makes sports games good or not
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM