rowan kaiser
rowan.monster
rowan kaiser
@rowan.monster
high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder
This is I think maybe the core difference between fascism and conservativism, the willingness to have the actual instructions replaced by something supposedly representing the "true spirit" of the nation or institution
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
we've known it as boxing day since I was a kid we just had no reason to care about naming it in any particular way, but now there's premier league fixtures so there's some reason to have the name
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Celtics might still be tolerable by then!
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
THIS IS A TO PRETTY FUCKING GOOD GAME TO GET BACK INTO BASKETBALL WITH
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"I was saying Rooooo-dy"
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Like if nobody could use AI but one TV show I would give it to Inside but sadly that's not where we're at
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
good work!
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
don't worry that I'm not trans though, I can name like 300 different X-Men
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I have enjoyed sonic games but anything related to sonic lore gets nothing but pure horror reaction from me
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*tom cruise toothy grin*
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Gotta post the 4chan meme, sorry:
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
his owner had also just gotten out of the hospital today so, even better
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the kitty has been returned home! his name is ziggy and he escaped a few days ago. He did get comfy enough for some real good pictures before he left though
December 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
fair maidens, bringers of libations, etc etc
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
so, "any bartender"
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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DUNGEON ENCOUNTERS ($8.99) - classic dungeon crawling stripped to its bare parts, reformed into something incredible. cranks the "fuck YOU" difficulty of old school dungeon crawling to their natural - and hilarious - conclusions. store.steampowered.com/app/1451080/...
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My roommate has been hoping for one so we're okay with it but this cat REALLY seems like he's from someone else's home
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Whenever I walk out into the hallway he starts rolling around happily and getting up to see me so taking a picture is hard
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The trope, as it were, is more about how it's the poor who mostly donate to each other's fundraising campaigns, yeah, not really specifically about building communities of goods
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Heck Kitty is quietly sleeping on the blanket my roommate put down for a bed in the hallway instead of bothering me, making me think that he might actually be a puppy instead
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM