Coffin Flop
@rpullins.bsky.social
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Writer, aging punk, Father of the Year semi-finalist. My safeword will be Hwiskey. ralphpullins.com
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
If your parents never got divorced you have a sacred duty to help people with divorced parents navigate the cloak and dagger world of intimacy
rpullins.bsky.social
Please give Samuel my regards when you see him next.
rpullins.bsky.social
As of this evening, I can confirm One Battle After Another is very good.
rpullins.bsky.social
Hell thats how I want to be put IN my casket
geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
As a pro wrestling fan I really would like someone to be powerbombed through my casket at my funeral
rpullins.bsky.social
I saw a cop handle tylenol with his bare hands, then he tried to explain the plot of JoJos Bizarre Adventure to me for 90 straight minutes
rpullins.bsky.social
If you thought Ally Sheedy looked better after her makeover in The Breakfast Club, we probably will never be friends.
rpullins.bsky.social
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I gave you another little shout out on my blog that has tens of readers, so Im doing my part. Also intentionally spelled Brents name with an E just as a little easter egg for the real ones.
rpullins.bsky.social
As a homeowner and resident of Fart City, I find the video Kate sent to the boys to be quite offensive and tasteless.
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Just friends defeating fascism...

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rpullins.bsky.social
Me with a set of wicked welts on my legs and stomach: Im not sure this is a good idea, Ray
rpullins.bsky.social
Have you seen Listers? These two yahoos decide to be extreme birdwatchers without any experience and do a Big Year while filming the whole thing. Its on YouTube: youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?...

Very charming and funny.
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
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rpullins.bsky.social
*an angelic glow surrounds me as I am lifted to the sky*

ME: See this shit? I TOLD you motherfuckers! SUCK IT YOU SKEPTIC PRICKS! BOOYAAAA!

*glow disappears and I fall 60 feet breaking both ankles on the sidewalk*
rpullins.bsky.social
Demonstrably not faster than a speeding bullet
rpullins.bsky.social
Haha go practice your magic tricks buddy.
rpullins.bsky.social
I'm on an Xbox 1 X, so the only real issues I have seen are it gets a bit laggy on split screen. Otherwise I'm super stoked about how it turned out. I do know PCs a different story tho.
rpullins.bsky.social
The reason everything is terrible and the world burns around you is not because of our garbage Oligarch friendly policy, but because of Scott Milgram, local pervert and part time Sandwich Artist at Subway. Why not go pick up a 5 dollar footlong and tell him he's why your kids never learned to read
rpullins.bsky.social
I feel like attempting to villify any outgroup inherently highlights their humanity, inadvertently advancing their cause. When trans people inevitably become mainstream, these ghouls will have to narrow their hatred even further until it's just one lone weirdo thats the subject of their ire.
rpullins.bsky.social
Robert Redfords legacy is to remind all super hot, super talented people that they too may have a place in Hollywood, if they dream big, and remain super hot and talented
rpullins.bsky.social
If you were close friends with Robert Redford he let you call him Bobby Reds
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thedoorthedoor.bsky.social
If you recycle 1000 print cartridges at Staples you unlock the flavored ink
rpullins.bsky.social
My brother left me a voicemail on which he was clearly drunk and clearly reading from something. I listened for a while and actually thought woah this is pretty great before I realized he was reading my own book to me on my voicemail.
rpullins.bsky.social
Absolutely excellent work Ray. Well done.
rpullins.bsky.social
The OA
Scavengers Reign
The Peripheral
weegee.bsky.social
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?