Rubén Rosario
@rubenrosario.bsky.social
Film critic for Miamiartzine. Digital writer for WSVN-TV. Florida Film Critics Circle member. Tomatometer-approved. Chronic moviegoer. Michael Bay nemesis. Heartstopper stan. 🇵🇷🏳️🌈
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This is a good-looking roster, no? As a member of the Florida Film Critics Circle, it was a pleasure to lobby for this eclectic set of 2025 nominees. @nextbestpicture.bsky.social has the complete list: bit.ly/48TRScS
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Time for PILLION and pinot.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Time for PILLION and pinot.
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Best Actress for every year this decade:
2025: Crista Alfaiate: Grand Tour
2024: Léa Seydoux, The Beast
2023: Natalie Portman, May December
2022: Tang Wei, Decision to Leave
2021: Kristen Wiig, Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
2020: Carrie Coon, The Nest
2025: Crista Alfaiate: Grand Tour
2024: Léa Seydoux, The Beast
2023: Natalie Portman, May December
2022: Tang Wei, Decision to Leave
2021: Kristen Wiig, Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
2020: Carrie Coon, The Nest
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Best Actress for every year this decade:
2025: Crista Alfaiate: Grand Tour
2024: Léa Seydoux, The Beast
2023: Natalie Portman, May December
2022: Tang Wei, Decision to Leave
2021: Kristen Wiig, Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
2020: Carrie Coon, The Nest
2025: Crista Alfaiate: Grand Tour
2024: Léa Seydoux, The Beast
2023: Natalie Portman, May December
2022: Tang Wei, Decision to Leave
2021: Kristen Wiig, Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
2020: Carrie Coon, The Nest
This is a good-looking roster, no? As a member of the Florida Film Critics Circle, it was a pleasure to lobby for this eclectic set of 2025 nominees. @nextbestpicture.bsky.social has the complete list: bit.ly/48TRScS
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is a good-looking roster, no? As a member of the Florida Film Critics Circle, it was a pleasure to lobby for this eclectic set of 2025 nominees. @nextbestpicture.bsky.social has the complete list: bit.ly/48TRScS
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE: A dour and joyless portrayal of faith, repression and religious fervor. Amanda Seyfried gives it all she's got, but her character's redemptive suffering is oppressive, not illuminating. Sitting through this glum period musical is an exercise in self-flagellation. C-
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE: A dour and joyless portrayal of faith, repression and religious fervor. Amanda Seyfried gives it all she's got, but her character's redemptive suffering is oppressive, not illuminating. Sitting through this glum period musical is an exercise in self-flagellation. C-
Because no one asked, let's rank the 12 BP #GoldenGlobes nominees:
#OBAA (A) > The Secret Agent (B+) > Sinners (B) > Blue Moon (B) > Nouvelle Vague (B) > No Other Choice (B-) > Hamnet (B-) > Marty Supreme (C+) > Frankenstein (C+) > It Was Just an Accident (C+) > Sentimental Value (C+) > Bugonia (C)
#OBAA (A) > The Secret Agent (B+) > Sinners (B) > Blue Moon (B) > Nouvelle Vague (B) > No Other Choice (B-) > Hamnet (B-) > Marty Supreme (C+) > Frankenstein (C+) > It Was Just an Accident (C+) > Sentimental Value (C+) > Bugonia (C)
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Because no one asked, let's rank the 12 BP #GoldenGlobes nominees:
#OBAA (A) > The Secret Agent (B+) > Sinners (B) > Blue Moon (B) > Nouvelle Vague (B) > No Other Choice (B-) > Hamnet (B-) > Marty Supreme (C+) > Frankenstein (C+) > It Was Just an Accident (C+) > Sentimental Value (C+) > Bugonia (C)
#OBAA (A) > The Secret Agent (B+) > Sinners (B) > Blue Moon (B) > Nouvelle Vague (B) > No Other Choice (B-) > Hamnet (B-) > Marty Supreme (C+) > Frankenstein (C+) > It Was Just an Accident (C+) > Sentimental Value (C+) > Bugonia (C)
Can't say I'm surprised to see the critic who not so silently judged Coen Brothers fans who think FARGO is their best film going the John McEnroe route against people with the audacity to take issue with said critic touting a paywalled article with a clickbait headline. (OK, now I have a headache.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Can't say I'm surprised to see the critic who not so silently judged Coen Brothers fans who think FARGO is their best film going the John McEnroe route against people with the audacity to take issue with said critic touting a paywalled article with a clickbait headline. (OK, now I have a headache.)
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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Perfect 10, no notes
The Golden Globes announced their nominations this morning, narrowing down the list of people from which they expect bribes.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Perfect 10, no notes
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I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
#Zootopia2, #Hamnet and #WakeUpDeadMan -- three crowd-pleasers of different shapes and sizes -- enter the awards race, but do they measure up to the hype? Disney's zippy animated caper, better than the first, does just that. The others are decent enough. My Miamiartzine reviews: bit.ly/44fMqQ8
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
#Zootopia2, #Hamnet and #WakeUpDeadMan -- three crowd-pleasers of different shapes and sizes -- enter the awards race, but do they measure up to the hype? Disney's zippy animated caper, better than the first, does just that. The others are decent enough. My Miamiartzine reviews: bit.ly/44fMqQ8
The Ladies Who Lunch reconvene at Lester's Diner on State Road 84, near Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. I've missed these chats, and their company. Breakfast, as usual for Lester's, was stellar. 🍳☕😋
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Ladies Who Lunch reconvene at Lester's Diner on State Road 84, near Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. I've missed these chats, and their company. Breakfast, as usual for Lester's, was stellar. 🍳☕😋
Pro tip, staff of Motek at Aventura Mall: when you offer water options to diners, kindly let them know you're going to charge them $8 for a large bottle of Saratoga Spring Water _before_ placing the order. That way, you won't come across as money-grubbing scammers. Much obliged. #MiamiHustle
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Pro tip, staff of Motek at Aventura Mall: when you offer water options to diners, kindly let them know you're going to charge them $8 for a large bottle of Saratoga Spring Water _before_ placing the order. That way, you won't come across as money-grubbing scammers. Much obliged. #MiamiHustle
Here's a fun flashback to the premiere of THE IRISHMAN at the 2019 Key West Film Festival with @mcastimovies.bsky.social and @davidlfear.bsky.social. Fond memories. 🎬🎞🏝🍿😊
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Here's a fun flashback to the premiere of THE IRISHMAN at the 2019 Key West Film Festival with @mcastimovies.bsky.social and @davidlfear.bsky.social. Fond memories. 🎬🎞🏝🍿😊
So I turned 53 on Thursday. It was a magical night in Coral Gables. 🎂🎉😊❤
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So I turned 53 on Thursday. It was a magical night in Coral Gables. 🎂🎉😊❤
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT: It was just a chore. There is a payoff, but to get there, you have to wade through way too much of bitching and moaning -- charming when it was young soccer players in OFFSIDE, but these are grown men and women who won't shut the hell up. (_This_ won the Palme d'Or?) C+
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT: It was just a chore. There is a payoff, but to get there, you have to wade through way too much of bitching and moaning -- charming when it was young soccer players in OFFSIDE, but these are grown men and women who won't shut the hell up. (_This_ won the Palme d'Or?) C+
The cute candidate won. 🥳
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The cute candidate won. 🥳
Four new fall releases from four directors I like:
Kelly Reichardt's #TheMastermind (B+) > Richard Linklater's #BlueMoon (B) > Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein (C+) > #Bugonia (C), a rare miss from Yorgos Lanthimos.
My Miamiartzine reviews: bit.ly/4nFlYGp
Kelly Reichardt's #TheMastermind (B+) > Richard Linklater's #BlueMoon (B) > Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein (C+) > #Bugonia (C), a rare miss from Yorgos Lanthimos.
My Miamiartzine reviews: bit.ly/4nFlYGp
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Four new fall releases from four directors I like:
Kelly Reichardt's #TheMastermind (B+) > Richard Linklater's #BlueMoon (B) > Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein (C+) > #Bugonia (C), a rare miss from Yorgos Lanthimos.
My Miamiartzine reviews: bit.ly/4nFlYGp
Kelly Reichardt's #TheMastermind (B+) > Richard Linklater's #BlueMoon (B) > Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein (C+) > #Bugonia (C), a rare miss from Yorgos Lanthimos.
My Miamiartzine reviews: bit.ly/4nFlYGp
🔥🔥🔥 Sex appeal in spades. Then there's... that voice. *swoon*
Happy birthday to Oliver Jackson-Cohen (specifically his chest)
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
🔥🔥🔥 Sex appeal in spades. Then there's... that voice. *swoon*
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Miami New Times confirming that a big immigration enforcement operation is coming to South Florida, and deportation officers from out of state are headed to Miami this weekend to assist.
NEW: Emails reveal that DHS is gearing up for an immigration enforcement operation in Miami this weekend.
Breaking: ICE Said to Have Immigration 'Operation' Set for Miami This Weekend
DHS appears to have dispatched additional deportation officers to Miami for an unspecified 287(g) operation.
www.miaminewtimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Miami New Times confirming that a big immigration enforcement operation is coming to South Florida, and deportation officers from out of state are headed to Miami this weekend to assist.
Once a year, on a Saturday in the fall, I invite local film critics and other friends for lunch at Seasons 52 in Coral Gables to catch up and enjoy each other's company. It was every bit as soul-tingling and satisfying as the best of these events that I've been organizing for well over a decade now.
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Once a year, on a Saturday in the fall, I invite local film critics and other friends for lunch at Seasons 52 in Coral Gables to catch up and enjoy each other's company. It was every bit as soul-tingling and satisfying as the best of these events that I've been organizing for well over a decade now.
#ROOFMAN nails retail purgatory and local news in the 2000s. Never expected Derek Cianfrance to have a lighthearted side, but he lets his hair down in disarming ways. Also, beautifully shot on film. Best Channing performance? Up there with Foxcatcher. What a lovely final scene. B+
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#ROOFMAN nails retail purgatory and local news in the 2000s. Never expected Derek Cianfrance to have a lighthearted side, but he lets his hair down in disarming ways. Also, beautifully shot on film. Best Channing performance? Up there with Foxcatcher. What a lovely final scene. B+
Movie matinee on a mild fall day in Portland, Oregon. 🎞🍿🕷🍂
#KissOfTheSpiderWoman
#KissOfTheSpiderWoman
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Movie matinee on a mild fall day in Portland, Oregon. 🎞🍿🕷🍂
#KissOfTheSpiderWoman
#KissOfTheSpiderWoman
The clock is ticking in #AHouseofDynamite and #TronAres. Kathryn Bigelow's political thriller is a bleak mosaic of despair marred by multiple shifts in perspective that dilute its urgency. Disney's generic legacy sequel rarely stops feeling as synthetic as its sentient AI. My reviews: bit.ly/4ogdhDd
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The clock is ticking in #AHouseofDynamite and #TronAres. Kathryn Bigelow's political thriller is a bleak mosaic of despair marred by multiple shifts in perspective that dilute its urgency. Disney's generic legacy sequel rarely stops feeling as synthetic as its sentient AI. My reviews: bit.ly/4ogdhDd
I saw Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson from a distance at the European premiere of SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE at Berlinale many moons ago. A tremendous talent with a wide range. She really brightened movies, didn't she? RIP.
Diane Keaton, Oscar-Winning ‘Annie Hall’ Star, Dies at 79
Diane Keaton, who starred in "Annie Hall," has died. She was 79.
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October 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I saw Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson from a distance at the European premiere of SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE at Berlinale many moons ago. A tremendous talent with a wide range. She really brightened movies, didn't she? RIP.
Happy #NationalComingOutDay. What under normal circumstances is considered a celebration is increasingly becoming, in these turbulent times, an act of defiance.
Also, I'm single.
Also, I'm single.
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Happy #NationalComingOutDay. What under normal circumstances is considered a celebration is increasingly becoming, in these turbulent times, an act of defiance.
Also, I'm single.
Also, I'm single.