Cassandra Emily, Collector of Names
@ruderaven.bsky.social
Writer, smut peddler, crafter, gamer, photographer. Fiber and fountain pen nerd. User of clicky keyboards. Probably listing to Ghost or Sabaton, though the main playlist is an audio trashfire. Pen name: Cassandra Moore. She/her. Cat: Apollo.
At least Jackson Lamb is on the case? If he can be bothered?
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
At least Jackson Lamb is on the case? If he can be bothered?
A blessed Return of the Light to all!
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A blessed Return of the Light to all!
Everyone knows "Baby It's Cold Outside" is the worst Christmas song, but I want to submit "Little Drummer Boy" as the second worst.
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Everyone knows "Baby It's Cold Outside" is the worst Christmas song, but I want to submit "Little Drummer Boy" as the second worst.
I am reading "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell. It has sucked me in and doesn't want to let go. I have things to do and here I am, still reading.
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I am reading "The Sparrow" by Mary Doria Russell. It has sucked me in and doesn't want to let go. I have things to do and here I am, still reading.
It surprises me just how similar paramedic/EMT work is to waiting tables, on the back end of things.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It surprises me just how similar paramedic/EMT work is to waiting tables, on the back end of things.
Happy dog on the season's first snow day! He was eating it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Happy dog on the season's first snow day! He was eating it.
I bought my child a two-record set of Bing Crosby Christmas songs for her record player. I don't know when I am anymore.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I bought my child a two-record set of Bing Crosby Christmas songs for her record player. I don't know when I am anymore.
Said today: "I am the John Wick of urine sample providers." Anyway, if someone lost a kidney infection, I've found it. Please give identifying characteristics and I'll be glad to return it. (Or, yanno, the antibiotics I just got will handle it. WITH A PENCIL. Who the fuck can do that?)
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Said today: "I am the John Wick of urine sample providers." Anyway, if someone lost a kidney infection, I've found it. Please give identifying characteristics and I'll be glad to return it. (Or, yanno, the antibiotics I just got will handle it. WITH A PENCIL. Who the fuck can do that?)
My daughter works at a Starbucks (though no longer a unionized one, which I hope they'll fix). She's participated in strikes several other times and values everyone who doesn't cross the picket line. Please honor the employees who are trying to better their lives!
BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract
Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My daughter works at a Starbucks (though no longer a unionized one, which I hope they'll fix). She's participated in strikes several other times and values everyone who doesn't cross the picket line. Please honor the employees who are trying to better their lives!
I am a die-hard Dodgers fan and I want to say, I would have been thrilled if the Blue Jays won tonight. They did so well, and I was cheering all your victories, too!
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I am a die-hard Dodgers fan and I want to say, I would have been thrilled if the Blue Jays won tonight. They did so well, and I was cheering all your victories, too!
FREDDIE!!!!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
FREDDIE!!!!!!!
The Dodgers will now hire a necromancer and locate Fernando Valenzuela's grave.
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The Dodgers will now hire a necromancer and locate Fernando Valenzuela's grave.
I just juiced lemons by chucking them (quartered) into the stand mixer and my world is shook.
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just juiced lemons by chucking them (quartered) into the stand mixer and my world is shook.
It rained a lot last night. On our walk this morning, we saw a metric crapton (precise scientific measurement) of earthworms on the sidewalks, plus a bunch of robins ready to do violence. It was an earthworm abattior. Which is, on reflection, the worst Earthworm Jim fanfic ever.
August 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It rained a lot last night. On our walk this morning, we saw a metric crapton (precise scientific measurement) of earthworms on the sidewalks, plus a bunch of robins ready to do violence. It was an earthworm abattior. Which is, on reflection, the worst Earthworm Jim fanfic ever.
Also on Adventures in Mundanity: Went to the store for Tabasco. Overheard a lady complaining she couldn't find the Tabasco. Located the Tabasco an aisle over. Chased down the other lady to tell her Tabasco was in Aisle 18. Received her spare $1 off coupon for Tabasco. Received Tabasco karma.
August 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Also on Adventures in Mundanity: Went to the store for Tabasco. Overheard a lady complaining she couldn't find the Tabasco. Located the Tabasco an aisle over. Chased down the other lady to tell her Tabasco was in Aisle 18. Received her spare $1 off coupon for Tabasco. Received Tabasco karma.
Sock Warranty Update:
Warranty return approved! I now have a code to buy myself a brand new pair of socks to replace my worn-out ones. Thanks to Darn Tough Socks for being awesome!
Warranty return approved! I now have a code to buy myself a brand new pair of socks to replace my worn-out ones. Thanks to Darn Tough Socks for being awesome!
August 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sock Warranty Update:
Warranty return approved! I now have a code to buy myself a brand new pair of socks to replace my worn-out ones. Thanks to Darn Tough Socks for being awesome!
Warranty return approved! I now have a code to buy myself a brand new pair of socks to replace my worn-out ones. Thanks to Darn Tough Socks for being awesome!
My dog just made a small child question the entire taxonomy of Canidae.
August 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My dog just made a small child question the entire taxonomy of Canidae.
Again and once more, the single person at my allergist's office in charge of my meds never got back to me. I'mma have to drop the hammer next week. Warrantied socks should arrive on Monday. The excitement. Now, I shall wish I had any skill at mini painting because the new Necron unit looks badass.
August 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Again and once more, the single person at my allergist's office in charge of my meds never got back to me. I'mma have to drop the hammer next week. Warrantied socks should arrive on Monday. The excitement. Now, I shall wish I had any skill at mini painting because the new Necron unit looks badass.
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need an olympics but of things ppl do in day to day life, I would so watch an event where every country sends their best "just late with getting the card out to pay at the restaurant"artists to battle to be the second person to extricate their wallet
August 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
need an olympics but of things ppl do in day to day life, I would so watch an event where every country sends their best "just late with getting the card out to pay at the restaurant"artists to battle to be the second person to extricate their wallet
The predator and prey, locked in the ancient dance.
August 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The predator and prey, locked in the ancient dance.
Today, I called a pet food company for serving advice (because their "feed this much" chart stops short of my house bear), and warrantied a pair of socks because they wore out. Elsewhere, the fascist shitwad who runs my country seized the capital police. Cognitive dissonance, y'all. And now, 5Calls.
August 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Today, I called a pet food company for serving advice (because their "feed this much" chart stops short of my house bear), and warrantied a pair of socks because they wore out. Elsewhere, the fascist shitwad who runs my country seized the capital police. Cognitive dissonance, y'all. And now, 5Calls.
Ritual time. If you're headed to see Ghost tonight, I've got the friendship bracelet hookup!
August 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ritual time. If you're headed to see Ghost tonight, I've got the friendship bracelet hookup!
Times are tough. Please accept a Newfie in a tie.
August 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Times are tough. Please accept a Newfie in a tie.
Big Bay, big pets.
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Big Bay, big pets.