Kurt Rudolph
@rudolph218.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Weimaraners, Vikings, Wild, Twins, upland hunter, PF/QF, Missouri Democrat (there are dozens of us!)
Burrow to the AFC North after tonight.
a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying yeah , i 'm thinking i 'm back
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Burrow to the AFC North after tonight.
Fantasy football friend: hey I'm starting a new league, you want to join?
me: what's the waiver FAAB budget for the startup?
FF Friend: what's a waiver FAAB budget?
me:
me: what's the waiver FAAB budget for the startup?
FF Friend: what's a waiver FAAB budget?
me:
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fantasy football friend: hey I'm starting a new league, you want to join?
me: what's the waiver FAAB budget for the startup?
FF Friend: what's a waiver FAAB budget?
me:
me: what's the waiver FAAB budget for the startup?
FF Friend: what's a waiver FAAB budget?
me:
The Rams with multiple first rounders?
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Rams with multiple first rounders?
Cheetolini McTacoTits trying to figure out what's causing the low commodity prices.
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Cheetolini McTacoTits trying to figure out what's causing the low commodity prices.
If anyone is better than me at Photoshop, can someone Photoshop Thielen in a Vikings jersey.
August 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If anyone is better than me at Photoshop, can someone Photoshop Thielen in a Vikings jersey.
Sliding into fascism? We're sliding harder into fascism than Pete Rose sliding into home at the 1970 All-Star game.
Joe Rogan's Trump endorsement is unraveling. He's furious over ICE raids targeting gardeners and students. He's asking if we're sliding into fascism. https://gizmodo.com/joe-rogan-feels-trump-betrayed-him-on-immigration-2000624426
Joe Rogan Feels Trump Betrayed Him on Immigration
The podcast king, once a prominent supporter of Donald Trump, denounced the president’s aggressive deportation tactics on his wildly popular podcast.
gizmodo.com
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sliding into fascism? We're sliding harder into fascism than Pete Rose sliding into home at the 1970 All-Star game.
Feels awkward to root for Tucker Carlson to make Rafael Edward Cruz look like a buffoon.
June 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Feels awkward to root for Tucker Carlson to make Rafael Edward Cruz look like a buffoon.
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A draft dodger is forcing our brave troops to do a masturbtory parade for his birthday because he doesn’t have any real friends.
Top notch loser shit.
Top notch loser shit.
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A draft dodger is forcing our brave troops to do a masturbtory parade for his birthday because he doesn’t have any real friends.
Top notch loser shit.
Top notch loser shit.
Little Richard was a visitor at our church, shook his hand as he was leaving.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Little Richard was a visitor at our church, shook his hand as he was leaving.
The FA portion of the 2024 presidential election was completed on January 20th, 2025, we have now entered into the FO portion of the 2024 presidential election.
This Trump voter says he has “a little buyer’s remorse” after ICE detained a third of the workers at his small roofing company.
He thought the Trump administration would only deport criminals.
He thought the Trump administration would only deport criminals.
June 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The FA portion of the 2024 presidential election was completed on January 20th, 2025, we have now entered into the FO portion of the 2024 presidential election.
There should be a clinical study to investigate the correlation between political spinlessness and accute, sudden onset amnesia when in close proximity to microphones and tv cameras.
REPORTER: Do you have any concerns about Trump's business dealings?
MIKE JOHNSON: Whatever President Trump is doing is out in the open.
REPORTER: The memecoin is not transparent. We don't know who those investors are.
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about the memecoin thing.
MIKE JOHNSON: Whatever President Trump is doing is out in the open.
REPORTER: The memecoin is not transparent. We don't know who those investors are.
JOHNSON: I don't know anything about the memecoin thing.
May 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There should be a clinical study to investigate the correlation between political spinlessness and accute, sudden onset amnesia when in close proximity to microphones and tv cameras.
Rodgers and Cousins to Tatum
May 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Rodgers and Cousins to Tatum
If you read between the lines, what he's saying is, they know they have a problem, but until they can figure out on how to make money from fixing it, they're unable to do anything.
Duffy on the air traffic control system: "The lights are blinking, the sirens are turning ... what you see in Newark is gonna happen in other places across the country."
Good luck, air travelers!
Good luck, air travelers!
May 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you read between the lines, what he's saying is, they know they have a problem, but until they can figure out on how to make money from fixing it, they're unable to do anything.
Translation: We ran out of redacting ink removing all evidence of Trump and his associates from the Epstein Files
Karoline Leavitt: "No Specific Timeline" on Epstein Files Release
It's been over 100 days and the Trump White House still hasn't released the Epstein files meidasnews.com/news/karolin...
It's been over 100 days and the Trump White House still hasn't released the Epstein files meidasnews.com/news/karolin...
Karoline Leavitt: "No Specific Timeline" on Epstein Files Release
It's been over 100 days and the Trump White House hasn't released the Epstein files
meidasnews.com
May 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Translation: We ran out of redacting ink removing all evidence of Trump and his associates from the Epstein Files
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Happy Confederate Surrender Day!
At the battle of Gettysburg, Minnesota soldiers captured Virginia’s battle flag and Minnesota still has it. Virginia keeps asking for it back and each governor tells them to get stuffed.
www.twincities.com/2017/08/20/m...
At the battle of Gettysburg, Minnesota soldiers captured Virginia’s battle flag and Minnesota still has it. Virginia keeps asking for it back and each governor tells them to get stuffed.
www.twincities.com/2017/08/20/m...
Minnesota has a Confederate symbol — and it is going to keep it
Minnesota has a Confederate symbol in its possession. It has long caused controversy. And Minnesota is not moving it.
www.twincities.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Confederate Surrender Day!
At the battle of Gettysburg, Minnesota soldiers captured Virginia’s battle flag and Minnesota still has it. Virginia keeps asking for it back and each governor tells them to get stuffed.
www.twincities.com/2017/08/20/m...
At the battle of Gettysburg, Minnesota soldiers captured Virginia’s battle flag and Minnesota still has it. Virginia keeps asking for it back and each governor tells them to get stuffed.
www.twincities.com/2017/08/20/m...
I have a question for @aarongleeman.bsky.social and @johnbonnes.bsky.social regarding the Twins.TV deal for $20/month or $99/season. Do they pay us to watch or do we pay them to watch, because through 4 games this season I'm a little unsure on the economics of that program.
March 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have a question for @aarongleeman.bsky.social and @johnbonnes.bsky.social regarding the Twins.TV deal for $20/month or $99/season. Do they pay us to watch or do we pay them to watch, because through 4 games this season I'm a little unsure on the economics of that program.
It's a damn cult, and the people who don't see it that way have IQ's lower than their thermostat setting.
March 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's a damn cult, and the people who don't see it that way have IQ's lower than their thermostat setting.
If he's traded, will a parent or guardian (JJ or Addison) have to sign off on the trade as well?
Sources: The Packers have had trade conversations centered around star CB Jaire Alexander and they are open to moving him for the right price.
Alexander, still just 28 and a two-time Pro Bowler, is considered to be the most decorated CB available.
Alexander, still just 28 and a two-time Pro Bowler, is considered to be the most decorated CB available.
February 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If he's traded, will a parent or guardian (JJ or Addison) have to sign off on the trade as well?
Does he think Dallas is going to get relegated down to the USFL or something?
Cowboys QB Dak Prescott said he believes Dallas is “very close” to its own championship.
Story via @toddarcher:
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43800103/dak-prescott-says-cowboys-very-close-winning-super-bowl
Story via @toddarcher:
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43800103/dak-prescott-says-cowboys-very-close-winning-super-bowl
'Our turn': Dak lauds Eagles, but Cowboys 'close'
After crediting the rival Eagles for winning a second Super Bowl in eight years, QB Dak Prescott said the Cowboys are "very close" to winning one of their own.
www.espn.com
February 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Does he think Dallas is going to get relegated down to the USFL or something?
South Africa definitely sent their shittiest stain to America.
Trump on South Africa: "Terrible things are happening in South Africa ... they're confiscating land and actually they're doing things that are perhaps far worse than that."
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
South Africa definitely sent their shittiest stain to America.
Found @scottfish.bsky.social burner account
Pickles are bad
What’s a food that you are absolutely in the minority about disliking. I think my worst one is probably summer rolls. Oh and olives. Unless they’re blue cheese stuffed and in a dirty martini.
December 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Found @scottfish.bsky.social burner account