Rufus
@rufusleebodean.bsky.social
The literal worst.
Nothing here should be mistaken for an opinion, I'm just here for the snacks.
Nothing here should be mistaken for an opinion, I'm just here for the snacks.
John Mulaney strongly indicated this is what the Stork "baby changing" station is for.
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
John Mulaney strongly indicated this is what the Stork "baby changing" station is for.
Every 4 years I suddenly know curling strategy. "Oh no, that rock went straight through the house, too much weight on it. Looks like the ice is pretty fast today." 😒
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Every 4 years I suddenly know curling strategy. "Oh no, that rock went straight through the house, too much weight on it. Looks like the ice is pretty fast today." 😒
I don't know, are we sure we can't keep trying unilateral disarmament a few more decades? Playing the game according to the clearly established terms seems uncouth.
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I don't know, are we sure we can't keep trying unilateral disarmament a few more decades? Playing the game according to the clearly established terms seems uncouth.
One of the steps is making amends to those you've harmed... So... Nah
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
One of the steps is making amends to those you've harmed... So... Nah
I wonder if there's so much background hitlerite radiation that people are picking up constantly, it's hard to pin down the source
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I wonder if there's so much background hitlerite radiation that people are picking up constantly, it's hard to pin down the source
I can't remember the last time I saw him actually use this hand.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I can't remember the last time I saw him actually use this hand.
I was under the impression it's only your day tomorrow if you regularly shopped from International Male. Strange reason to have a dedicated day but at this point, whatever
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I was under the impression it's only your day tomorrow if you regularly shopped from International Male. Strange reason to have a dedicated day but at this point, whatever
I've watched this a dozen times and I'm no closer to figuring out what he was trying to do.
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've watched this a dozen times and I'm no closer to figuring out what he was trying to do.
Wait. I make them with my hands. What other way is there?
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wait. I make them with my hands. What other way is there?
Imagine going on this rant right before Trump's bloated ass appears on stage.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Imagine going on this rant right before Trump's bloated ass appears on stage.
The more semi-verbal vocalizations you can insert, eh, the better.
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The more semi-verbal vocalizations you can insert, eh, the better.
So we have to smile and be polite while we get mugged?
September 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So we have to smile and be polite while we get mugged?
It's "Crush With Eyeliner" and it's not particularly close.
September 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's "Crush With Eyeliner" and it's not particularly close.
They don't actually think vegetables are healthy unless fried in beef fat or something.
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They don't actually think vegetables are healthy unless fried in beef fat or something.
That it's a thing, becomes the thing. Then we have to dissect why it became a thing, and why it's bad news for Dems.
July 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That it's a thing, becomes the thing. Then we have to dissect why it became a thing, and why it's bad news for Dems.
But Nate Silver said it too. It must be true.
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
But Nate Silver said it too. It must be true.
Remember when these fools got big mad at Michelle Obama for trying to put actual vegetables into school lunches?
July 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Remember when these fools got big mad at Michelle Obama for trying to put actual vegetables into school lunches?
Having this pantload as an opponent is how we ended up with Senator Fetterman. Made him look reasonable, measured and legitimate by comparison.
July 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Having this pantload as an opponent is how we ended up with Senator Fetterman. Made him look reasonable, measured and legitimate by comparison.