Rufus
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Rufus
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The literal worst.

Nothing here should be mistaken for an opinion, I'm just here for the snacks.
The only coherent position with room for defending Kyle Rittenhouse and... whatever this is... is not pro-2A and it's not pro-gun. It's "I want to be able to shoot anyone I don't like."
Jeannine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on Monday threatened jail time for anyone who enters Washington with a gun. Her remarks prompted swift pushback from the Republican Party’s pro-Second Amendment wing.
Pirro Threatens Jail Time for Lawful Gun Owners Who Travel to D.C. With Firearms
The remarks by Jeannine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, prompted swift pushback from the Republican Party’s pro-Second Amendment wing.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We're now well into Madness of King George territory.
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Sexy feral hogs.

I'm very sorry.
Sexy Age of Rob Schneider
Sexy Hip Flexor Strain
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reposted by Rufus
The best thing about Trump addressing the generals (I'm watching it right now) is that by the end of this speech there will be no question in any of their minds that he is batshit insane, and unworthy of their loyalty. And when push comes to shove, they will not back him.
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What we're not doing today is taking directions in civility from people and a party selling Alligator Alcatraz shirts at the State Fair.
September 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We're about 4 weeks, 6 at the most, from non-ironic defenses of Trump on the basis of "the girls were teenagers so it's technically not pedophilia"
July 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I got this too. What the actual fuck is a "blue alert" anyway? Had me thinking there was an actual emergency until I read the thing.

Anyway, I heard the guy is in Alberta. Or maybe it was Oaxaca.
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social The craziest right-wing moneymaking apparatus operating as a church is Life Church. Like your caller said, they don't tell you what exactly they are, aside from "non-denominational" but it's a MASSIVE money operation.
July 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Overheard on a rural Oklahoma playground:

Kid 1: Did you know we live in the United States?

Kid 2: Yeah. And I *hate* Donald Trump!

Kid 1: Yeah! He arrested kids and their moms and put them in jail!

Kid 2: And I hate Elon Musk.

Kid 1: I hate Teslas! Teslas are butts.

The kids are alright.
May 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I think I've seen this one before, next there's an alien that bursts out of a guy's chest or something. Or maybe they find the Borg.
Scientists trapped in Antarctica plead for help as violence breaks out
One of the team members has been accused of physical and sexual assault.
www.newsweek.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
We used to be a society
This is what was served to people that paid to have thanksgiving dinner with Trump and Elon last night at Mar-a-Lago 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I don't know anything about Iowa or really anything else, but I've never been a fan of seltzer
November 3, 2024 at 2:45 AM