Rufus
@rufusleebodean.bsky.social
The literal worst.
Nothing here should be mistaken for an opinion, I'm just here for the snacks.
Nothing here should be mistaken for an opinion, I'm just here for the snacks.
John Mulaney strongly indicated this is what the Stork "baby changing" station is for.
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
John Mulaney strongly indicated this is what the Stork "baby changing" station is for.
Every 4 years I suddenly know curling strategy. "Oh no, that rock went straight through the house, too much weight on it. Looks like the ice is pretty fast today." ๐
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Every 4 years I suddenly know curling strategy. "Oh no, that rock went straight through the house, too much weight on it. Looks like the ice is pretty fast today." ๐
I don't know, are we sure we can't keep trying unilateral disarmament a few more decades? Playing the game according to the clearly established terms seems uncouth.
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I don't know, are we sure we can't keep trying unilateral disarmament a few more decades? Playing the game according to the clearly established terms seems uncouth.
The only coherent position with room for defending Kyle Rittenhouse and... whatever this is... is not pro-2A and it's not pro-gun. It's "I want to be able to shoot anyone I don't like."
Jeannine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, on Monday threatened jail time for anyone who enters Washington with a gun. Her remarks prompted swift pushback from the Republican Partyโs pro-Second Amendment wing.
Pirro Threatens Jail Time for Lawful Gun Owners Who Travel to D.C. With Firearms
The remarks by Jeannine Pirro, the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, prompted swift pushback from the Republican Partyโs pro-Second Amendment wing.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The only coherent position with room for defending Kyle Rittenhouse and... whatever this is... is not pro-2A and it's not pro-gun. It's "I want to be able to shoot anyone I don't like."
We're now well into Madness of King George territory.
Breaking News: President Trump announced 10% tariffs on a bloc of European nations as he presses Denmark to sell Greenland to the U.S.
Trump Announces 10 Percent Tariff on European Countries in Standoff Over Greenland
The president escalated his drive to take charge of the Danish territory, targeting Denmark and seven other nations aligned with it.
trib.al
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
We're now well into Madness of King George territory.
One of the steps is making amends to those you've harmed... So... Nah
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
One of the steps is making amends to those you've harmed... So... Nah
I wonder if there's so much background hitlerite radiation that people are picking up constantly, it's hard to pin down the source
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I wonder if there's so much background hitlerite radiation that people are picking up constantly, it's hard to pin down the source
I can't remember the last time I saw him actually use this hand.
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I can't remember the last time I saw him actually use this hand.
I was under the impression it's only your day tomorrow if you regularly shopped from International Male. Strange reason to have a dedicated day but at this point, whatever
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I was under the impression it's only your day tomorrow if you regularly shopped from International Male. Strange reason to have a dedicated day but at this point, whatever
I've watched this a dozen times and I'm no closer to figuring out what he was trying to do.
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've watched this a dozen times and I'm no closer to figuring out what he was trying to do.
Wait. I make them with my hands. What other way is there?
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wait. I make them with my hands. What other way is there?
Sexy feral hogs.
I'm very sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Sexy Age of Rob Schneider
Sexy Hip Flexor Strain
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sexy feral hogs.
I'm very sorry.
I'm very sorry.
Imagine going on this rant right before Trump's bloated ass appears on stage.
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Imagine going on this rant right before Trump's bloated ass appears on stage.
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The best thing about Trump addressing the generals (I'm watching it right now) is that by the end of this speech there will be no question in any of their minds that he is batshit insane, and unworthy of their loyalty. And when push comes to shove, they will not back him.
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The best thing about Trump addressing the generals (I'm watching it right now) is that by the end of this speech there will be no question in any of their minds that he is batshit insane, and unworthy of their loyalty. And when push comes to shove, they will not back him.
The more semi-verbal vocalizations you can insert, eh, the better.
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The more semi-verbal vocalizations you can insert, eh, the better.
What we're not doing today is taking directions in civility from people and a party selling Alligator Alcatraz shirts at the State Fair.
September 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What we're not doing today is taking directions in civility from people and a party selling Alligator Alcatraz shirts at the State Fair.
So we have to smile and be polite while we get mugged?
September 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
So we have to smile and be polite while we get mugged?
It's "Crush With Eyeliner" and it's not particularly close.
September 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It's "Crush With Eyeliner" and it's not particularly close.
They don't actually think vegetables are healthy unless fried in beef fat or something.
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They don't actually think vegetables are healthy unless fried in beef fat or something.
That it's a thing, becomes the thing. Then we have to dissect why it became a thing, and why it's bad news for Dems.
July 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That it's a thing, becomes the thing. Then we have to dissect why it became a thing, and why it's bad news for Dems.
But Nate Silver said it too. It must be true.
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
But Nate Silver said it too. It must be true.
We're about 4 weeks, 6 at the most, from non-ironic defenses of Trump on the basis of "the girls were teenagers so it's technically not pedophilia"
July 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We're about 4 weeks, 6 at the most, from non-ironic defenses of Trump on the basis of "the girls were teenagers so it's technically not pedophilia"
Remember when these fools got big mad at Michelle Obama for trying to put actual vegetables into school lunches?
July 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Remember when these fools got big mad at Michelle Obama for trying to put actual vegetables into school lunches?
Having this pantload as an opponent is how we ended up with Senator Fetterman. Made him look reasonable, measured and legitimate by comparison.
July 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Having this pantload as an opponent is how we ended up with Senator Fetterman. Made him look reasonable, measured and legitimate by comparison.