Too Lazy to Fail
@toolazytofail.bsky.social
Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. I have friends everywhere.
The Billy Joel YouTube account has been trickling out videos from his old shows. I had the opportunity to see him locally but was so badly hurt from a workplace injury that I couldn't make it out. I fear I missed my last chance. What a legend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNQd...
Billy Joel - She's Always A Woman (Live at The Summit, Houston, TX, Nov 25, 1979)
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January 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The Billy Joel YouTube account has been trickling out videos from his old shows. I had the opportunity to see him locally but was so badly hurt from a workplace injury that I couldn't make it out. I fear I missed my last chance. What a legend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNQd...
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Did I mention that you can get 200 keychain whistles on Amazon for $18?
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Did I mention that you can get 200 keychain whistles on Amazon for $18?
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January 22, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Lowe's just delivered 160lbs of bird seed to my door about 90 minutes after I placed the order. So if you have an emergency that can be fixed with 160lbs of bird seed, I recommend Lowe's.
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Lowe's just delivered 160lbs of bird seed to my door about 90 minutes after I placed the order. So if you have an emergency that can be fixed with 160lbs of bird seed, I recommend Lowe's.
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my Blackest opinion is that the presumption of conflict between "America has a long and deeply rooted history of violence" and "we can and should fight against today's version of that, as did those who came before us" is less a philosophical debate about how to treat the past and more a skill issue
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
my Blackest opinion is that the presumption of conflict between "America has a long and deeply rooted history of violence" and "we can and should fight against today's version of that, as did those who came before us" is less a philosophical debate about how to treat the past and more a skill issue
Me and my bsky bubble
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Me and my bsky bubble
All of my romances have been, BY DEFINITION, My Chemical Romance, because everything has chemicals.
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
All of my romances have been, BY DEFINITION, My Chemical Romance, because everything has chemicals.
You miss 100% of the Hamburgers you don't Help.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You miss 100% of the Hamburgers you don't Help.
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A reminder how ICE treats priests.
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A reminder how ICE treats priests.
For some reason my Discover Feed is full of painted fingernails. I'm not a Nails Guy, but I do like pretty colors.
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
For some reason my Discover Feed is full of painted fingernails. I'm not a Nails Guy, but I do like pretty colors.
Even the dumbest jocks in my police academy class all those years ago could tell you the difference between reasonable suspicion and probable cause.
Homan: "Let's make it clear: ICE can detain a US citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have committed a crime. A short detainment and questioning, all you need is reasonable suspicion."
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Even the dumbest jocks in my police academy class all those years ago could tell you the difference between reasonable suspicion and probable cause.
Misread Genshin Impact as Gershwin Impact. I'd play that on mobile. It would probably be an "I've Got Rhythm" game.
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Misread Genshin Impact as Gershwin Impact. I'd play that on mobile. It would probably be an "I've Got Rhythm" game.
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“But we’re not ready to have that conversation.” No, that’s where you’re wrong. I’m always ready to have that conversation. I’m always ready for any conversation. One day, I started talking, and I have yet to shut up. I will likely die mid-sentence.
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
“But we’re not ready to have that conversation.” No, that’s where you’re wrong. I’m always ready to have that conversation. I’m always ready for any conversation. One day, I started talking, and I have yet to shut up. I will likely die mid-sentence.
I do not give a single frick about post engagement. I'm here to have fun and be nice to people.
People get trained, perhaps unconsciously, to post engagement slop that the site algorithm likes. But Bluesky traffic isn't driven by a singular algorithm to the same degree and depends more on if live humans actually like you and share your stuff.
I kinda hang here and have 2x my Twitter follows 🤷🏽♂️
I kinda hang here and have 2x my Twitter follows 🤷🏽♂️
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I do not give a single frick about post engagement. I'm here to have fun and be nice to people.
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🗃️ Imperial German strategy doesn't get roasted enough.
January 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
🗃️ Imperial German strategy doesn't get roasted enough.
I had a beard for seven years before I put beard oil in it and brushed it and... I probably should have done that earlier than today.
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I had a beard for seven years before I put beard oil in it and brushed it and... I probably should have done that earlier than today.
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MPLS is the 17th largest city in the US, and they're having to divert ICE from Chicago and other places just to run their surge there. That's why they have to focus on one city at a time, and they still don't have enough boots on the ground. This is not sustainable for them.
And for the bajillionth time, they do not have the guys for any of this
Even with hypothetically calling up the entire Guard and using half of the AD Army (both of which are beyond impossible as a practical matter) they would still not have enough guys
Even with hypothetically calling up the entire Guard and using half of the AD Army (both of which are beyond impossible as a practical matter) they would still not have enough guys
wrote about the occupation in minnesota with a closing note on how the white house has exactly one tactic — repression with goons — but no particular strategy for dealing with entrenched resistance. gift link.
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
MPLS is the 17th largest city in the US, and they're having to divert ICE from Chicago and other places just to run their surge there. That's why they have to focus on one city at a time, and they still don't have enough boots on the ground. This is not sustainable for them.
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of ICE hounded out the door
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Mine eyes have seen the glory of ICE hounded out the door
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Ok but for real our national anthem is just shitposting. It's just like "hey remember that flag I put up yesterday? The one you keep shooting canons at? Guess what assholes it's still there!"
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ok but for real our national anthem is just shitposting. It's just like "hey remember that flag I put up yesterday? The one you keep shooting canons at? Guess what assholes it's still there!"
I think a lot about what Rich Mullins would have said about all of this.
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think a lot about what Rich Mullins would have said about all of this.
Brethren, see the neighbors 'round you
Suff'ring near the brink of woe
Death is coming, hell is moving
Can you bear to let them go?
See our fathers and our mothers
And our children sinking down
Brethren, pray, and holy manna
Will be showered all around
Suff'ring near the brink of woe
Death is coming, hell is moving
Can you bear to let them go?
See our fathers and our mothers
And our children sinking down
Brethren, pray, and holy manna
Will be showered all around
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Brethren, see the neighbors 'round you
Suff'ring near the brink of woe
Death is coming, hell is moving
Can you bear to let them go?
See our fathers and our mothers
And our children sinking down
Brethren, pray, and holy manna
Will be showered all around
Suff'ring near the brink of woe
Death is coming, hell is moving
Can you bear to let them go?
See our fathers and our mothers
And our children sinking down
Brethren, pray, and holy manna
Will be showered all around
We suffered. I actually bounced off the game at exactly this moment three times before I finally returned this year and finished it. After grinding to what I thought was an unhealthy level, I still ran into trouble at the end and resorted to cheats to get it over with. Beautiful game, though.
So as I'm going back through Final Fantasy XIII to grab some higher-res screenshots for article art and refamiliarize myself with the story, I'm paying more attention to the grind in the open area in Chapter 11, and I'm trying to imagine how a normal player would experience it.
January 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
We suffered. I actually bounced off the game at exactly this moment three times before I finally returned this year and finished it. After grinding to what I thought was an unhealthy level, I still ran into trouble at the end and resorted to cheats to get it over with. Beautiful game, though.
*keys intercom*
Don't spit in that cop's burger
Don't spit in that cop's burger
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
*keys intercom*
Don't spit in that cop's burger
Don't spit in that cop's burger
ICE are just Fedora Troops.
Fedora Troupes?
January 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
ICE are just Fedora Troops.