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Runa Fjord
@runafjord.bsky.social
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Too big, too thick, too fluffy, and too soft. Sassy Fjord Horse. Trans🏳️‍⚧️. 🔞Might be lewd🔞. 40+. She/Her. Published Author. ∍⧽⧼∊ Find information about the MFBC's written work here: https://monsterfuckerbook.club/
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · Nov 7
DISSOLUTION, the first book in the series TO CRACK A GEODE, is now available to buy in print from FurPlanet! If you liked the story, if you’ve never heard of it but love horny pink-visored supervillains, or if you’d just like to support an independent transfem SF/F author, pick up a copy today!
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FurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 15h
Today is @slip-wolf.bsky.social's birthday so The Dry Spell is on sale today only!

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 22h
highland cattle have it figured out
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23h
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
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Shapeless Ink @shapelessink.bsky.social · 19h
Still got three untaken slots for this batch!
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Shapeless Ink @shapelessink.bsky.social · 1d
Have you liked the Toony Halloween Comms I've done recently? Well I'm offering another batch of 4 slots! DM me to nab one of the next four slots - first come first serve
Text reads: "TRICK OR TREAT HALLOWEEN COMMS! One character, toony style, and a Halloween costume of your choice! $140 CAD each"
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 19h
Abraham Lincoln never used a doorknob because they were invented after his death.
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 23h
Dodos were thriving when the Mary Rose sank.
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 1d
PLANESCAPE TORMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 1d
Tummy ache not important. Only name important. Go get you those gender feels no matter the cost. :3
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 1d
Then it's time to go across the street to the next coffee shop. Let that Barista rest.
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 1d
It's so good. XD
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio Narrator 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 1d
i think it's simply unfair that this body cream is both:

1. actually real
2. isn't actually a tf item that turns you into a sexy cowgirl
a jar of 'udderly smooth' body cream
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 1d
Realtalk, this is an EXCELLENT way to try out a new name.
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Nyxis @nyxisart.bsky.social · 1d
Day 16 of reposting my old old comics because i wont be able to draw for a while
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🌌🏳️‍⚧️cowsmic brownie🐄🌌 @nebulaeshapes.bsky.social · 1d
yeah big deal I can transition when I see a man twice my size who I want to get me pregnant too. fish aren't special 🙄
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Cyberfunk5 @cyberfunk5.bsky.social · 2d
oh cool
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 2d
Why is it called a decongestant and not a progestant
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 3d
Scritches so good they make your hooves curl

#deer 🦌
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 4d
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Photo of Strutting crow cthuhlusanders Fucking superb you funky little death omen breelandwalker Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a harbinger And it's time to stalk
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Deanna Kreisel 🌱 @doctorwaffle.substack.com · 6d
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 4d
My first book is about queer supervillains fighting back against an oppressive regime. XD
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Dissolution (To Crack A Geode: Book 1)
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 6d
ICE is buying a location tracking tool that harvests data from hundreds of millions of phones a day. Protect your location data by updating a few settings on your phone 🧵 (1/4): www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-...
ICE to Buy Tool that Tracks Locations of Hundreds of Millions of Phones Every Day
Documents show that ICE has gone back on its decision to not use location data remotely harvested from peoples' phones. The database is updated every day with billions of pieces of location data.
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 6d
Cuuuuuuube
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 6d
You know I'm right.
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 6d
Counterpoint, the person who wrote that article might be
A) Wrong
B) Paid by an outsourcing company
C) An AI poisoned ne'er-do-well
Who cares if "The Industry" is outsourcing it? Learn anyway. And it's not like there aren't queer books that outsourcers wouldn't touch.
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 6d
Great chart. Really breaks down the nuances of the whole thing.
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 6d
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 6d
Incest kink is super common with trans people because the dearest wish for many is to have family worth fucking.
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 6d
What did you expect when you work for Playboy Petrochem?
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 7d
Fairy Tales by Robin. Practical Lesbian meets Impractical Lesbian. What if your manic pixie dream girl was an actual pixie? furplanet.com/shop/item.as...
Fairy Tales
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Runa Fjord @runafjord.bsky.social · 7d
The difference can be absurd. Amazon takes SO MUCH. If you want to support an author, buy from the publisher directly. Mine is @furplanet.com
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Cursed Morsels @cursedmorsels.bsky.social · 7d
I paid out royalties to our authors today, and I'm reminded again just how much more they make from purchases directly through our store vs. Am*zon. Like, multiple dollars more per paperback purchase. It's wild!

Anyway, pick up a rad horror/Weird fiction book here: www.cursedmorselspress.com
Home | Cursed Morsels Press
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