Russell Lake
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June 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
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June 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would...
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June 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
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Family With 2-Hour Layover Sets Up Rough Shantytown At Airport Gate
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June 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Family With 2-Hour Layover Sets Up Rough Shantytown At Airport Gate
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
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May 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat
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Banner I made for my ArtFight account!
May 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Banner I made for my ArtFight account!
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Mother Trying Her Best To Project Same Amount Of Insecurities Onto All Her Daughters
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May 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mother Trying Her Best To Project Same Amount Of Insecurities Onto All Her Daughters
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Ready for artfight 😎
May 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ready for artfight 😎
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Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger
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April 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger
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What To Know About The TikTok Sale
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April 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What To Know About The TikTok Sale
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
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April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
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April 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
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For too long, America has had an economy
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
For too long, America has had an economy
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woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.
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Look At This Chart. What If It Means Something Bad?
April 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Look At This Chart. What If It Means Something Bad?
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Self-Learning Netflix Algorithm Produces Jeffrey Dahmer Stand-Up Special
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April 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Self-Learning Netflix Algorithm Produces Jeffrey Dahmer Stand-Up Special
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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Man Spends Afternoon Volunteering Opinions About The Homeless
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March 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Afternoon Volunteering Opinions About The Homeless
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Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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March 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Make-A-Reasonable-Request Foundation Provides Sick Child With Decent Seats To Minnesota Timberwolves Game
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Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.
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More traditional stuff. Chunky retro tech PT 2!
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
More traditional stuff. Chunky retro tech PT 2!