Fake Rusty Shackleford
@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social
Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble.
Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.
Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.
A FEW HOURS AGO, I FOUND OUT THAT MY MOST FAVORITE COLLEGE BASKETBALL SCHOOL PLAYS SOMETHING CALLED FOOTBALL!
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER FOR MY DOOKIES BABY!
NO ONE CAN UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOMENESS OF MY DOOKIES!
THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CFP BABY!
[I REALLY LIKED YOU ON PARKS AND REC, AUDREY!]
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER FOR MY DOOKIES BABY!
NO ONE CAN UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOMENESS OF MY DOOKIES!
THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CFP BABY!
[I REALLY LIKED YOU ON PARKS AND REC, AUDREY!]
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
A FEW HOURS AGO, I FOUND OUT THAT MY MOST FAVORITE COLLEGE BASKETBALL SCHOOL PLAYS SOMETHING CALLED FOOTBALL!
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER FOR MY DOOKIES BABY!
NO ONE CAN UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOMENESS OF MY DOOKIES!
THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CFP BABY!
[I REALLY LIKED YOU ON PARKS AND REC, AUDREY!]
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER FOR MY DOOKIES BABY!
NO ONE CAN UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOMENESS OF MY DOOKIES!
THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CFP BABY!
[I REALLY LIKED YOU ON PARKS AND REC, AUDREY!]
What's better than one shitty prime-time B1G game on NBC this weekend?
Two shitty games!
#B1GTurdNight
Two shitty games!
#B1GTurdNight
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What's better than one shitty prime-time B1G game on NBC this weekend?
Two shitty games!
#B1GTurdNight
Two shitty games!
#B1GTurdNight
Not all double z's are bad.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Not all double z's are bad.
After Monday's game:
Dave Sims: "Whatta game, Blow! David Riley's squad is turning the corner with a big win over St. Thomas tonight."
Mike Blowers: "Yep, Dave."
Sims: "On Friday, they'll take on the [checks notes]...Washington Huskies?"
Blowers: "Well, there goes that one-game winning streak."
Dave Sims: "Whatta game, Blow! David Riley's squad is turning the corner with a big win over St. Thomas tonight."
Mike Blowers: "Yep, Dave."
Sims: "On Friday, they'll take on the [checks notes]...Washington Huskies?"
Blowers: "Well, there goes that one-game winning streak."
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
After Monday's game:
Dave Sims: "Whatta game, Blow! David Riley's squad is turning the corner with a big win over St. Thomas tonight."
Mike Blowers: "Yep, Dave."
Sims: "On Friday, they'll take on the [checks notes]...Washington Huskies?"
Blowers: "Well, there goes that one-game winning streak."
Dave Sims: "Whatta game, Blow! David Riley's squad is turning the corner with a big win over St. Thomas tonight."
Mike Blowers: "Yep, Dave."
Sims: "On Friday, they'll take on the [checks notes]...Washington Huskies?"
Blowers: "Well, there goes that one-game winning streak."
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Don't forget to recycle.
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Don't forget to recycle.
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
October 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the only tiger I'm liking this week:
#RIPMantacore #RIPSiegfriedAndRoy
#Mariners #PleaseMakeItToTheFuckingWorldSeries
#RIPMantacore #RIPSiegfriedAndRoy
#Mariners #PleaseMakeItToTheFuckingWorldSeries
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the only tiger I'm liking this week:
#RIPMantacore #RIPSiegfriedAndRoy
#Mariners #PleaseMakeItToTheFuckingWorldSeries
#RIPMantacore #RIPSiegfriedAndRoy
#Mariners #PleaseMakeItToTheFuckingWorldSeries
Yup, they're the same...
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yup, they're the same...
October 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"This divisional championship drought has been pretty long for the M's, Dave."
"Yep, way too fucking long, Red. Waaay toooo fucking long."
"Yep, way too fucking long, Red. Waaay toooo fucking long."
September 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"This divisional championship drought has been pretty long for the M's, Dave."
"Yep, way too fucking long, Red. Waaay toooo fucking long."
"Yep, way too fucking long, Red. Waaay toooo fucking long."
Much to the chagrin of some, "The Magic Hour" will *not* make its triumphant return to late-night TV on ABC.
CBS might be interested next September.
If not The Eye: Should NBC/Kabletown run out Seth Meyers, Earvin would be perfect as part of the back-to-back late-night schlockfest on The 'Cock.
CBS might be interested next September.
If not The Eye: Should NBC/Kabletown run out Seth Meyers, Earvin would be perfect as part of the back-to-back late-night schlockfest on The 'Cock.
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Much to the chagrin of some, "The Magic Hour" will *not* make its triumphant return to late-night TV on ABC.
CBS might be interested next September.
If not The Eye: Should NBC/Kabletown run out Seth Meyers, Earvin would be perfect as part of the back-to-back late-night schlockfest on The 'Cock.
CBS might be interested next September.
If not The Eye: Should NBC/Kabletown run out Seth Meyers, Earvin would be perfect as part of the back-to-back late-night schlockfest on The 'Cock.
#AppleCupTraditions
Current WSU public address announcer Glenn Johnson:
"And that's another Cougar letdown!"
Former WSU sportscaster Bob Robertson (died in 2020): "Fuck this shit!" [Tosses two abacuses]
Current WSU public address announcer Glenn Johnson:
"And that's another Cougar letdown!"
Former WSU sportscaster Bob Robertson (died in 2020): "Fuck this shit!" [Tosses two abacuses]
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
#AppleCupTraditions
Current WSU public address announcer Glenn Johnson:
"And that's another Cougar letdown!"
Former WSU sportscaster Bob Robertson (died in 2020): "Fuck this shit!" [Tosses two abacuses]
Current WSU public address announcer Glenn Johnson:
"And that's another Cougar letdown!"
Former WSU sportscaster Bob Robertson (died in 2020): "Fuck this shit!" [Tosses two abacuses]
September 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
From the WSU Course Catalog
rex.libraries.wsu.edu/esploro/sear...
Here's a list of professors, associate professors, assistant professors, senior instructors, instructors and professors emeriti who worked in 2003-04.
Graduate students who worked as instructors are not listed.
rex.libraries.wsu.edu/esploro/sear...
Here's a list of professors, associate professors, assistant professors, senior instructors, instructors and professors emeriti who worked in 2003-04.
Graduate students who worked as instructors are not listed.
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
From the WSU Course Catalog
rex.libraries.wsu.edu/esploro/sear...
Here's a list of professors, associate professors, assistant professors, senior instructors, instructors and professors emeriti who worked in 2003-04.
Graduate students who worked as instructors are not listed.
rex.libraries.wsu.edu/esploro/sear...
Here's a list of professors, associate professors, assistant professors, senior instructors, instructors and professors emeriti who worked in 2003-04.
Graduate students who worked as instructors are not listed.
Better picture of number 15.
September 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Better picture of number 15.
"This is...heaven."
September 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"This is...heaven."
Fish of interest:
September 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Fish of interest:
poop-loose
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
poop-loose