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Fake Rusty Shackleford

@rustyshackleford44.bsky.social

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Neither Rusty nor Dale Gribble. Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 20h

Besides playing in the FBS (Division I-A), the only other thing Washington State University and the University of Ole Miss (can't say/write Mississippi, too hard) have in common is that both had "wave the flag" campaigns, albeit for vastly different reasons.

#CFB #CornholeInOxford #SECGillooly

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 23h

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 23h

The Big Shooter, Peter North

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Baseball Jesus is actually Dave Niehaus.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

BLOW UP THE FUCKING OUTHOUSE

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

YOUR FUCKING SEATTLE FUCKING MARINERS ARE IN THE FUCKING AMERICAN FUCKING LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP FUCKING SERIES

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

It's 10:00 p.m. on a Friday/1:00 a.m. on a Saturday.

Which will end first?

The Tigers-Mariners game or Rush's "2112" album?

"2112" is about 39 minutes long.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPj...

Rus̲h̲ - 2112 (Full Album) 1976

YouTube video by Classic Rock

www.youtube.com

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

It was dollar-store bat night.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Bobby's still watching Tigers-Mariners, even though it's almost midnight in Texas.

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

a blunt

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Another fucking GIDP, Mariners?

Dafuq?

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

"World Series-free since 1977"

I'd be fucking insane, too.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Leach, to Dave Niehaus:
"He looks happy and healthy."

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

[Michael Irvin's eyes light up.]

CB⚾️ Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry Mariners and Tigers fan but this game is crack for neutrals

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Etsy Ron Fairly

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Runner at 2nd, nobody out.

Please fucking win this, M's.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

What's better than riding the Gravitron for nine innings?

Extra-innings Gravitron.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

1.5 Phish concerts

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Little Leo Rivas < The Spirit of No. 76

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

The carolina blue poopsicles are pretty tasty right now.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

From the M's radio broadcast:
Junior arrived in a 1969 Camaro.
Mr. Mariner threw out the first pitch.

#GFM #Mariners #MLB

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 1d

Corey DeAngelis aka Seth Rose

Seth really likes man-on-man action.

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 2d

"Justa few sprinkles!"

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 2d

It just means more (rain).

PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 2d

Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 2d

Who gets to portray Daisy?