Rutherford B Hayes
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Rutherford B Hayes
@rutherfordbhayes.bsky.social
19th President of the United States. “He serves his party best who serves his country best.”

-Rutherford B Hayes

Also on a personal mission to watch every Nic Cage and Sly Stallone movie and rate on the RB Hayes scale of Excellent to Masterpiece
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“Other fallen GMs are defined by an amalgam of bad decisions, spread over years—a bloated contract here, a blown draft there. Only Harrison will be remembered for a singular, profoundly catastrophic trade.” www.theringer.com/2025/11/12/n...
Nico Harrison’s Firing Cements His Place in NBA Hell
NBA history is littered with bad general managers, but only one made the worst trade ever
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November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@schumer.senate.gov Retire. Immediately
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Matchstick Men: Nic Cage is a master scammer with Sam Rockwell. He slowly starts to learn more important things in life through an unexpected guest.

Twists, turns, lessons.

Masterpiece
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Family Man: There but for the grace of God go we. A pompous financier very slowly realizes that what he worked for wasn’t really what he wanted.

Tea Leoni

Masterpiece
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I’m sure you’ve received a bunch of these, but Darryl Gates’ Police Quest is available on Steam.

He didn’t work on the first 3, which are fairly procedural based, but he did work on 4-6 which were heavily SWAT focused
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
August 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A good name for a dog would be Bark Scruffalo
May 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
F Murray Neighbraham would be a good name for a horse
March 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tulsa King: Sly is a mobster that can do no wrong. Any crime he commits seems justified and even the law seems to side with him.

Peak Stallone: Masterpiece
October 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Raising Arizona: Cage and Hunter goddamned tear up the entire movie.

Nic Cage Movie Rating: Masterpiece
August 4, 2024 at 1:47 AM
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: Cage and Baruchel make a good training / buddy cop movie with wizards. Alfred Molina is also a great villain in any format.

Nic Cage Movie Rating: Excellent
August 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Still hoping for a Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place revival with the original cast.

A new pizza place will open and be their hangout spot and Hugh Jackman will be the owner/manager
August 3, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Hot take: All movies from the 90’s should be rereleased as is, except one character’s scenes will be reshot with Walton Goggins.

Matrix’s Cypher? Walton Goggins

Forrest Gump’s Lt Dan? Walton Goggins

Airhead’s Michael Richards character? Walton Goggins
March 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Leaving Las Vegas: A beautiful train wreck where Cage and Shue pretty much prepare you for exactly what is going to happen. It is a mix of humanity and 90’s Cage you are not ready for.

God…damned…Nic…Cage…Masterpiece
November 23, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Rewatched Muppets Christmas Carol and still amazed that Michael Caine gives 1,000% acting with muppets
November 23, 2023 at 2:01 AM