I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.

When will we pass privacy regulations

Christopher Nolan is making a movie about the Odyssey? Not sure how you can get 110 minutes out of a movie about a minivan, but I support risky artistic endeavors and can’t wait to see this one.

I think everything you need to know about the evolution of the tech industry is that Microsoft Windows still includes Minesweeper, but now you have to watch ads before you play it.

I’ve been making homemade ravioli all day

And Boy Ar Dees arms tired

funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean

DIRECTOR: you’re fired

CAMERA GUY: what why

DIRECTOR: that last shot didn’t pan out

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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