RJ
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RJ
@ruturajaj.bsky.social
Here for puns and sports
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I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.

When will we pass privacy regulations
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Christopher Nolan is making a movie about the Odyssey? Not sure how you can get 110 minutes out of a movie about a minivan, but I support risky artistic endeavors and can’t wait to see this one.
December 25, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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I think everything you need to know about the evolution of the tech industry is that Microsoft Windows still includes Minesweeper, but now you have to watch ads before you play it.
December 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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I’ve been making homemade ravioli all day

And Boy Ar Dees arms tired
December 4, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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DIRECTOR: you’re fired

CAMERA GUY: what why

DIRECTOR: that last shot didn’t pan out
November 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM