Lara
@rxgirl1969.bsky.social
Omnivore, omniwhore. Not really an omniwhore and I only eat corndogs. So this isn’t accurate, at all. Also, I said I like cats on my onboarding and this is a lie.
Wait? This is where I gather my people to subdue men and take over the country? Jeez, I would have brought a cheese plate,
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Wait? This is where I gather my people to subdue men and take over the country? Jeez, I would have brought a cheese plate,
I’m just saying, we got this
There’s no real reason for men anymore, is there? Just a few breeders
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m just saying, we got this
There’s no real reason for men anymore, is there? Just a few breeders
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
There’s no real reason for men anymore, is there? Just a few breeders
Just in time for pumpkin spice season
Like Shakespeare always said,
“All the world is a stage, and despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.”
“All the world is a stage, and despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.”
September 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Just in time for pumpkin spice season
I’m like fuck you, hold your own baby. I’m not the one who had unprotected sex
June 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m like fuck you, hold your own baby. I’m not the one who had unprotected sex
Who’s not starring in their own narrative
May 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Who’s not starring in their own narrative
Well, I think I’m raging gracefully
May 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Well, I think I’m raging gracefully
I’ve got a sweet suite, don’t wear a suit. English is fn weird
May 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve got a sweet suite, don’t wear a suit. English is fn weird
The glute bridge to nowhere
May 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The glute bridge to nowhere
Thinking about setting up an OF site for my Dalmatian
April 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thinking about setting up an OF site for my Dalmatian
Got a call back! sadly, it’s a follow up on a mammogram. Seriously, my tits aren’t great to begin with. They absolutely can’t take me out
April 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Got a call back! sadly, it’s a follow up on a mammogram. Seriously, my tits aren’t great to begin with. They absolutely can’t take me out
If someone doesn’t come and bounce a quarter off my ass then these glute bridges are a total waste of time
April 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If someone doesn’t come and bounce a quarter off my ass then these glute bridges are a total waste of time
Reporter- what are you wearing?
Me- mostly dog hair, but these leggings are from Costco, and I made these thumb holes myself.
Me- mostly dog hair, but these leggings are from Costco, and I made these thumb holes myself.
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reporter- what are you wearing?
Me- mostly dog hair, but these leggings are from Costco, and I made these thumb holes myself.
Me- mostly dog hair, but these leggings are from Costco, and I made these thumb holes myself.
Can’t, manifesting destiny
April 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Can’t, manifesting destiny
Good morning we got our fierce face on
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Good morning we got our fierce face on
I got a gift card for dropping off my stool sample. I shit you not
April 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I got a gift card for dropping off my stool sample. I shit you not
Warmed up some cashews poured a proseco put on my headphones and pretending I’m in 1st class
April 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Warmed up some cashews poured a proseco put on my headphones and pretending I’m in 1st class
Reposted by Lara
Anything can be a napkin.
Anything.
Anything.
April 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Anything can be a napkin.
Anything.
Anything.
Going back to Alaska on Sunday, and I don’t know how I feel about that.
April 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Going back to Alaska on Sunday, and I don’t know how I feel about that.
I’m sad I’ve never gotten a stripper for anyone on their birthday
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m sad I’ve never gotten a stripper for anyone on their birthday
Let’s put the fun back in functional
March 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Let’s put the fun back in functional
You say jocularity I call it bafoonery
March 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You say jocularity I call it bafoonery
I like how the mini puzzle makes me feel frantic
March 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I like how the mini puzzle makes me feel frantic
It’s like my grandma always said - you can’t unfuck a person
March 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s like my grandma always said - you can’t unfuck a person
Don’t come at me with a disclaimer bro.
March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Don’t come at me with a disclaimer bro.