Ryan
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'Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.
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I and I no love when de wascally wabbit drop a piano pon me head and me teeth turn into piano keys
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I and I no love when de wascally wabbit drop a piano pon me head and me teeth turn into piano keys
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like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.
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Most surreal part of the Zohran vs Donald Trump meeting was a reporting asking "Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist" and Trump going "I don't mind...it's easier...it's easier than explaining" and Zohran just smiled and said "yes"
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Most surreal part of the Zohran vs Donald Trump meeting was a reporting asking "Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist" and Trump going "I don't mind...it's easier...it's easier than explaining" and Zohran just smiled and said "yes"
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We’re hearing helicopters and word is spreading of massive ICE raids tomorrow and Friday particularly in Gwinnett. These excessive raids put all of us in danger. Spread the word, look out for each other, and remember your rights.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We’re hearing helicopters and word is spreading of massive ICE raids tomorrow and Friday particularly in Gwinnett. These excessive raids put all of us in danger. Spread the word, look out for each other, and remember your rights.
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I love how many nyt journalists have fought so hard for 5 days being like "we aren't terminally corrupted by Epstein and the same forces that worked with him! We're real journalists and not executing an agenda! We're not in bed with pedos!" and then the nyt drops this today lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I love how many nyt journalists have fought so hard for 5 days being like "we aren't terminally corrupted by Epstein and the same forces that worked with him! We're real journalists and not executing an agenda! We're not in bed with pedos!" and then the nyt drops this today lol
I cannot explain how much you've fucked up when Catholic priests are alright with going on cable news and comparing you to Nazis and slave catchers.
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I cannot explain how much you've fucked up when Catholic priests are alright with going on cable news and comparing you to Nazis and slave catchers.
For Chrissakes when will someone start a business where they replace the I in ITALY with EAT
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
For Chrissakes when will someone start a business where they replace the I in ITALY with EAT
Just left the New Haven pizzeria and everyone was talking about Zohran. "He is a communist!" they said. "We do not like him!"
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just left the New Haven pizzeria and everyone was talking about Zohran. "He is a communist!" they said. "We do not like him!"
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after this many years of watching president grandpa get mad at whatever he sees on television i'm prepared to vote for whichever candidate can most snobbishly say "i don't even own a TV". the more they look down on the debate moderator for asking about it the better
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
after this many years of watching president grandpa get mad at whatever he sees on television i'm prepared to vote for whichever candidate can most snobbishly say "i don't even own a TV". the more they look down on the debate moderator for asking about it the better
Paul Begala seems to be mixing up a campaign strategy with a governing ideology.
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Paul Begala seems to be mixing up a campaign strategy with a governing ideology.
it's always two insane pedophiles telling each other "excatlyyyy"
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
it's always two insane pedophiles telling each other "excatlyyyy"
I cannot wait for South Park next week
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I cannot wait for South Park next week
Diane Sawyer: so you're saying it's... it's true?
Bill Clinton: yes it is
Sawyer: so does that mean you identify...any differently?
Clinton: [chuckles] oh that ain't gay to be gettin' hat like that. He's the gay one.
Bill Clinton: yes it is
Sawyer: so does that mean you identify...any differently?
Clinton: [chuckles] oh that ain't gay to be gettin' hat like that. He's the gay one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Diane Sawyer: so you're saying it's... it's true?
Bill Clinton: yes it is
Sawyer: so does that mean you identify...any differently?
Clinton: [chuckles] oh that ain't gay to be gettin' hat like that. He's the gay one.
Bill Clinton: yes it is
Sawyer: so does that mean you identify...any differently?
Clinton: [chuckles] oh that ain't gay to be gettin' hat like that. He's the gay one.
Luke 17:21 is the Dem's truth nuke.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Luke 17:21 is the Dem's truth nuke.
Lina Khan is Zohran's Dick Cheney
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Lina Khan is Zohran's Dick Cheney
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There are whole generations who didn’t grow up on the Something Awful Forums in the ‘00s, and thus did not have it hammered into them that the ephebophilia defense just makes you look worse.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There are whole generations who didn’t grow up on the Something Awful Forums in the ‘00s, and thus did not have it hammered into them that the ephebophilia defense just makes you look worse.
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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On Thursday (10/23), as I was walking back to the office with my lunch I stopped to heckle a crowd of National Guard and federal agents. I was then tackled to the ground, slammed against a squad car, arrested and held in a cell for several hours.
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
On Thursday (10/23), as I was walking back to the office with my lunch I stopped to heckle a crowd of National Guard and federal agents. I was then tackled to the ground, slammed against a squad car, arrested and held in a cell for several hours.
@adambonica.bsky.social one thing you may have missed, the director of End Citizens United (at least in 2016) was the third co-founder's, Jake Lipsett's, husband.
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
data4democracy.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@adambonica.bsky.social one thing you may have missed, the director of End Citizens United (at least in 2016) was the third co-founder's, Jake Lipsett's, husband.
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
“If the mayor really cared about helping the restaurants out, she would go after corporate landlords. But she won’t do that,” O’Leary said. “She won’t go after their practices because she is bought and paid for by the real estate industry.”
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Mayor Bowser unveils proposals to boost DC economy amid federal layoffs
On Monday, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser unveiled a series of proposals to help the city avoid the potentially devastating impact of the loss of federal jobs.
wjla.com
May 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“If the mayor really cared about helping the restaurants out, she would go after corporate landlords. But she won’t do that,” O’Leary said. “She won’t go after their practices because she is bought and paid for by the real estate industry.”
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Let’s be clear: this is a betrayal.
Mayor Bowser’s budget doesn’t just propose overturning Initiative 82. It overturns the will of 75% of DC voters who stood up for fairness and dignity on the job. As we speak, there are DC tipped workers who are unionizing for better working conditions... 🧵
Mayor Bowser’s budget doesn’t just propose overturning Initiative 82. It overturns the will of 75% of DC voters who stood up for fairness and dignity on the job. As we speak, there are DC tipped workers who are unionizing for better working conditions... 🧵
New: Bowser is proposing a repeal of Initiative 82 in her 2026 budget.
I've heard rumblings of this recently and some on the Council might be receptive. This is shaping up to be a big fight...
I've heard rumblings of this recently and some on the Council might be receptive. This is shaping up to be a big fight...
May 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let’s be clear: this is a betrayal.
Mayor Bowser’s budget doesn’t just propose overturning Initiative 82. It overturns the will of 75% of DC voters who stood up for fairness and dignity on the job. As we speak, there are DC tipped workers who are unionizing for better working conditions... 🧵
Mayor Bowser’s budget doesn’t just propose overturning Initiative 82. It overturns the will of 75% of DC voters who stood up for fairness and dignity on the job. As we speak, there are DC tipped workers who are unionizing for better working conditions... 🧵
What does this North Carolina tourism ad mean??!?
May 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What does this North Carolina tourism ad mean??!?