Miller Low Life
philadelphiaman.bsky.social
Miller Low Life
@philadelphiaman.bsky.social
Large and somewhat in charge. If you don't like what I said it's because I was trying to hurt your feelings.
"Turn around if you posted videos of yourself dancing and capering in dead women's lingerie"
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
One of my favorite things online is when this LibsOfTikTok-style coraline freak mom lady or the sex criminals of Betar USA call themselves "bear jews" and then all they do is tattletale
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ballroom
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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lol
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm sure the guys friends with the Kobe Bryant of pedophiles are posing in front of a child-sized easel for normal reasons
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If AI has made a gaming PC too expensive, might I suggest instead reading a book or literally any other activity
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The non-Peter Cushing guy in Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed looks like whenever Tilda Swinton or Cate Blanchett plays a man in a movie
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
God is calling, America. Will you answer?
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I keep photo memories turned on because it always reminds me of the day I discovered an escort convinced she was being haunted by her disgusting tristate Sugar Daddy
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Solitary gunshot coming from the house of your worst, most insane neighbor
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
3 minutes after the hostess says it will be 10 minutes for a table at Glory Days
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh no a sidewalk parker is At Large during a snow storm, RIP to everyone they sideswipe
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
You are a fucking artless moron, go drink more lead water from the hose and stop using computer
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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What people are clamoring for, here at the end of the first year of Trump II, is More Expensive Shit At The Store. Stuff at the store simply not expensive enough.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Unwashed at a NJ Ulta in a shirt that's a picture of Bob Marley made up of hundreds of smaller pictures of Bob Marley
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Popping up like a prairie dog to say "if cyclists want to be treated like vehicles they should act like vehicles, including stopping at intersections, not going the wrong way down a one way street, dont speed" and getting savagely murdered by people with spreadsheet jobs
December 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Is it 2014 again that people are posting like this??? No one is making her take the money. No one put a gun to her head said "make your husband's corpse dance for money." She is waking up every day and choosing to do this so she is absolutely open to being criticized for her cynical grubbiness.
I hate the Erika Kirk stuff bc I know for a fact that I would become deeply mentally unwell if I watched my husband be killed. I'm sure she's a bad person. She'd have to be to marry him. But I still don't like seeing someone in the spotlight at the worst time in their life. It's embarrassing and sad
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Jesus christ this is like the Most Crazy Lady Eyes on record, she looks like she would kill you because she was mad about what you did in a dream
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Evergreen
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Part of why "Dead in the Suburbs" is the best punk song of all time is that the verse structure is

Verse 1: Mommy was a pill head
Verse 2: Daddy was a drunk who crashed the car
Verse 3: Boy, Jon Wayne Gacy sure killed a lotta folks, huh?
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM