Miller Low Life
@philadelphiaman.bsky.social
Large and somewhat in charge. If you don't like what I said it's because I was trying to hurt your feelings.
Solitary gunshot coming from the house of your worst, most insane neighbor
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Solitary gunshot coming from the house of your worst, most insane neighbor
3 minutes after the hostess says it will be 10 minutes for a table at Glory Days
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
3 minutes after the hostess says it will be 10 minutes for a table at Glory Days
Oh no a sidewalk parker is At Large during a snow storm, RIP to everyone they sideswipe
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh no a sidewalk parker is At Large during a snow storm, RIP to everyone they sideswipe
You are a fucking artless moron, go drink more lead water from the hose and stop using computer
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You are a fucking artless moron, go drink more lead water from the hose and stop using computer
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What people are clamoring for, here at the end of the first year of Trump II, is More Expensive Shit At The Store. Stuff at the store simply not expensive enough.
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What people are clamoring for, here at the end of the first year of Trump II, is More Expensive Shit At The Store. Stuff at the store simply not expensive enough.
Unwashed at a NJ Ulta in a shirt that's a picture of Bob Marley made up of hundreds of smaller pictures of Bob Marley
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Unwashed at a NJ Ulta in a shirt that's a picture of Bob Marley made up of hundreds of smaller pictures of Bob Marley
Popping up like a prairie dog to say "if cyclists want to be treated like vehicles they should act like vehicles, including stopping at intersections, not going the wrong way down a one way street, dont speed" and getting savagely murdered by people with spreadsheet jobs
December 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Popping up like a prairie dog to say "if cyclists want to be treated like vehicles they should act like vehicles, including stopping at intersections, not going the wrong way down a one way street, dont speed" and getting savagely murdered by people with spreadsheet jobs
Is it 2014 again that people are posting like this??? No one is making her take the money. No one put a gun to her head said "make your husband's corpse dance for money." She is waking up every day and choosing to do this so she is absolutely open to being criticized for her cynical grubbiness.
I hate the Erika Kirk stuff bc I know for a fact that I would become deeply mentally unwell if I watched my husband be killed. I'm sure she's a bad person. She'd have to be to marry him. But I still don't like seeing someone in the spotlight at the worst time in their life. It's embarrassing and sad
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Is it 2014 again that people are posting like this??? No one is making her take the money. No one put a gun to her head said "make your husband's corpse dance for money." She is waking up every day and choosing to do this so she is absolutely open to being criticized for her cynical grubbiness.
Jesus christ this is like the Most Crazy Lady Eyes on record, she looks like she would kill you because she was mad about what you did in a dream
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Jesus christ this is like the Most Crazy Lady Eyes on record, she looks like she would kill you because she was mad about what you did in a dream
Part of why "Dead in the Suburbs" is the best punk song of all time is that the verse structure is
Verse 1: Mommy was a pill head
Verse 2: Daddy was a drunk who crashed the car
Verse 3: Boy, Jon Wayne Gacy sure killed a lotta folks, huh?
Verse 1: Mommy was a pill head
Verse 2: Daddy was a drunk who crashed the car
Verse 3: Boy, Jon Wayne Gacy sure killed a lotta folks, huh?
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Part of why "Dead in the Suburbs" is the best punk song of all time is that the verse structure is
Verse 1: Mommy was a pill head
Verse 2: Daddy was a drunk who crashed the car
Verse 3: Boy, Jon Wayne Gacy sure killed a lotta folks, huh?
Verse 1: Mommy was a pill head
Verse 2: Daddy was a drunk who crashed the car
Verse 3: Boy, Jon Wayne Gacy sure killed a lotta folks, huh?
They opened the world's oldest vault and this was the only thing on the wall
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They opened the world's oldest vault and this was the only thing on the wall
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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The Ethicist | A high school senior in our co-op wrote her college essay about her nanny being deported and got into Yale early action. While we love our Irma, my daughter is a junior at Brearley and has Ivy aspirations. What if I arranged for Irma to just be detained, not deported?
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Ethicist | A high school senior in our co-op wrote her college essay about her nanny being deported and got into Yale early action. While we love our Irma, my daughter is a junior at Brearley and has Ivy aspirations. What if I arranged for Irma to just be detained, not deported?
I love that no matter what happens in the world, there will always be IRL Sitcom Guys
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I love that no matter what happens in the world, there will always be IRL Sitcom Guys
Hello 911? I saw a man with a ten dollar haircut outside the Mavericks arena with a gun
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Hello 911? I saw a man with a ten dollar haircut outside the Mavericks arena with a gun
I wonder what goes on here....
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wonder what goes on here....
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Not many people read American Canto but everyone who did started a substack.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not many people read American Canto but everyone who did started a substack.
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I can’t believe a book about an annoying person sexting with the reanimated corpse of a rapist about eating his cum didn’t generate hype.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I can’t believe a book about an annoying person sexting with the reanimated corpse of a rapist about eating his cum didn’t generate hype.
Who cares if Disney is doing AI, you are adults, are you worried about the sanctity of Donald Duck the angry pantsless sailor duck
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Who cares if Disney is doing AI, you are adults, are you worried about the sanctity of Donald Duck the angry pantsless sailor duck
One of the best things about not being a drunk anymore is I no longer hang out with people who talk about Bukowski or Kerouac
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One of the best things about not being a drunk anymore is I no longer hang out with people who talk about Bukowski or Kerouac
Lots of people on this website whose dad's were judges
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lots of people on this website whose dad's were judges
The worst accounts on here are not the scolds nor the people who talk themselves into not liking things they actually like, its the people still doing 2015 style "the existence of Asiago bread implies the existence of Asothello bread" ass posts.
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The worst accounts on here are not the scolds nor the people who talk themselves into not liking things they actually like, its the people still doing 2015 style "the existence of Asiago bread implies the existence of Asothello bread" ass posts.