Ryder Cochrane
@rydercochrane.bsky.social
In exile until my homeland (twitter) is freed from occupation
The 11-4 Los Angeles Chargers, whose offensive line is made up of low-level Arkham goons
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The 11-4 Los Angeles Chargers, whose offensive line is made up of low-level Arkham goons
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can make a very strong argument no QB has been carrying a heavier workload on offense the past two years than justin herbert. mahomes too.
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
can make a very strong argument no QB has been carrying a heavier workload on offense the past two years than justin herbert. mahomes too.
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Chargers season in a nutshell: They lose another left tackle to injury, then Herbert throws a dime
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Chargers season in a nutshell: They lose another left tackle to injury, then Herbert throws a dime
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I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN
Darnold: I think I’m seeing ghosts again
His buddy: nope, that really is Phillip Rivers
His buddy: nope, that really is Phillip Rivers
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Darnold: I think I’m seeing ghosts again
His buddy: nope, that really is Phillip Rivers
His buddy: nope, that really is Phillip Rivers
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
As an affront to both god and man, the 2025 Chargers are 10-4
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
As an affront to both god and man, the 2025 Chargers are 10-4
ELITE HS club tourney uniform performance here from Washington United
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ELITE HS club tourney uniform performance here from Washington United
He wouldn’t do it, but could you imagine if it had been Andrew Luck coming out of retirement for the Colts?
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
He wouldn’t do it, but could you imagine if it had been Andrew Luck coming out of retirement for the Colts?
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this chargers OL in its current state might be the worst pass blocking unit i have ever seen
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
this chargers OL in its current state might be the worst pass blocking unit i have ever seen
A reminder that Dicker signed as a UDFA with the eagles out of Texas and they cut him
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A reminder that Dicker signed as a UDFA with the eagles out of Texas and they cut him
“If we simply drag them into the mud with us and hand them a rock, perhaps they’ll forget they have guns and accept our rock fight” -Jim Harbaugh every game since Alt got hurt
Jim Harbaugh loves nothing more than a 10 minute drive ending with a 34-yard field goal
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“If we simply drag them into the mud with us and hand them a rock, perhaps they’ll forget they have guns and accept our rock fight” -Jim Harbaugh every game since Alt got hurt
Sirianni wearing an Eagles hoodie with an Italian flag sewn onto the sleeve does nothing to quell my theory that he’s the real-life guy that Bradley Cooper’s character in Silver Linings Playbook was based on
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sirianni wearing an Eagles hoodie with an Italian flag sewn onto the sleeve does nothing to quell my theory that he’s the real-life guy that Bradley Cooper’s character in Silver Linings Playbook was based on
“Our phone folds!”
“Our phone is a Z and folds twice!”
Whatever. Talk to me when one of y’all invents a phone that whips out to full length like a toy lightsaber
“Our phone is a Z and folds twice!”
Whatever. Talk to me when one of y’all invents a phone that whips out to full length like a toy lightsaber
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Our phone folds!”
“Our phone is a Z and folds twice!”
Whatever. Talk to me when one of y’all invents a phone that whips out to full length like a toy lightsaber
“Our phone is a Z and folds twice!”
Whatever. Talk to me when one of y’all invents a phone that whips out to full length like a toy lightsaber
If they simply stall the NFL playoffs until April when the Chargers tackles are healthy again, look out, league
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If they simply stall the NFL playoffs until April when the Chargers tackles are healthy again, look out, league
Box is turning the tide in the great Lax Wars. Soon we'll all be wearing ribbies and calling them loosies (complimentary)
Chaos just announced that Josh Byrne has been released to the player pool. So there ya go.
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Box is turning the tide in the great Lax Wars. Soon we'll all be wearing ribbies and calling them loosies (complimentary)
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massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator
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Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gus calling Bo Jackson “Bojack” my friend do you know you are calling that man a suicidal cartoon horse
Like Chip last year, someone in the NFL will hire Matt Patricia after this Ohio State season and then he will suck
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Like Chip last year, someone in the NFL will hire Matt Patricia after this Ohio State season and then he will suck
If you’re in line to be the next head coach of Penn State football, STAY IN LINE
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you’re in line to be the next head coach of Penn State football, STAY IN LINE
It’s super funny to me that Jaxson Dart is a huge Anakin Skywalker fan, because he’s gotta be a top 3 QB most likely to have any season end like this
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s super funny to me that Jaxson Dart is a huge Anakin Skywalker fan, because he’s gotta be a top 3 QB most likely to have any season end like this
2025 Chargers crawling into the playoffs
a person is laying in the dirt in front of a fire .
ALT: a person is laying in the dirt in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
2025 Chargers crawling into the playoffs