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Uncle Crispy
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Peepis

They/She. Non-binary Free-Floating Full-Torso Vaporous Apparition. Fix your hearts or die.

May share smut. Follow at your peril!
if I hear one more person say "Have you heard of Roko's Basilisk?" I'm going to to decapitate myself and put my hole head up my asshole and scream
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
my experience of the nhs is that there are an overwhelming majority of staff that support trans people, and explicity want to help us

a minority of delusional bigots getting to override that is fucking gross

despite being transfemme, I don't use womens loos, but I'd feel less safe with terfs tbh
January 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"

Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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I've been feeling a lot of anger over the continued massive World of Warcraft presence on X, and the statement that makes about our community.
January 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Hi, I'm bile duct blockage
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This whole Epstein files thing is like... Yeah, do everything show how sleazy and evil these people are, but just like the impeachment debacle, I get the catharsis but you gotta stop looking for the right magic spell or silver bullet to turn the tide without actually trying to fix things.
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The only acceptable amount of genAI usage is zero, IMO.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to

Dragonforce/Turisas
Black Stone Cherry
Black Spiders
The Darkness
Dream Theater
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to

at the gates '08
jack rose '05
low '15
motörhead '03
olivia tremor control '05
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to

Jack Off Jill
Autechre
Deltron 3030
Aphex Twin
Front 242
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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this is the best christmas movie
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
girlboythings come with chokers for added [redacted]
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Housing is free. No rent, mo mortgages. Houses distributed based on whatever, I'll figure that out later. The housing market is illegal and immoral.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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get in loser, we're going ghost hunting

🟪 twitch.tv/fujodemon
🟥 youtube.com/@fujodemon

(follow/sub for a free curse, likes and shares appreciated!!)
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
it's wild that they actually animated bakura and marik hardcore freaky sloppy drop-toppy flip-floppy yaoi-wowee fucking in the middle of battle city and it got past the 4kids censors
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
back on my soapbox briefly to say how much I fucking HATE the term twink death

oh I'm sorry someone dared live long enough that they got grey hairs and wrinkles, in a community where a lot of us have died at young ages, both historically and currently, maybe celebrate aging instead you fuckass
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's more likely than you think!

Thanks to Blizzard I have a Midnight Epic Edition to give away which includes beta access starting Nov 11th AND you get to experience every millennials dream.

How to win?

🔁 Repost
💬 Comment on what you're most excited about

Ends Nov 11th

#WoW_Partner, #WoW
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
in the uk it's spelt transgendre
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Return of the Living Dead Part II! The first is a classic, the 2nd is still pretty fucking good and deserves none of the hate it gets.
September 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

"Muffin!"
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Who the devil are you?
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM