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s4m4nth4.bsky.social
he needs to be hexed idc anymore
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
silently infuriated by the amount of adults who can't pick up their feet fully when they walk
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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dysxleia.bsky.social
COWABUNGA! I SEE THINGS GOD CANNOT IMAGINE! I FEEL WINDS WHICH NATURE DOES NOT BLOW! I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DESTINY AND WORLDLY DESIRES ARE NO LONGER ENOUGH TO FULFILL ME!
February 18, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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boyshallot.bsky.social
AI has generated the worlds first Twink flame (two twinks bonded by soul)
February 18, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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hotchip.bsky.social
BYOB: Bring Your Own Bitches
February 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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boyshallot.bsky.social
Top 10 scrote hanging moments in movies
February 5, 2024 at 2:01 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
ayo bbg, wanna come over and emotionally support me while I rub my feet together like a cricket? haha..
January 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
aquaphor is keeping this shit together
January 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
weed eater
January 8, 2024 at 10:53 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
damn chemistry and making it the reason why the boiling temperature of a solvent goes up when a solute is added ‼️
(I'm boiling water for pasta)
December 17, 2023 at 4:24 AM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
having an astigmatism makes holiday lights so pretty but driving so hard
December 17, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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dysxleia.bsky.social
I am going to eat the keys off of a piano like corn on the cob
December 14, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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dysxleia.bsky.social
I like to imagine that people see me wearing a business Suit™️ and think "damn that's a world leader in finance" instead of "is that twink gay"
December 7, 2023 at 11:04 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS
December 6, 2023 at 3:53 AM
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boyshallot.bsky.social
I'm the lebron james of pennies
December 2, 2023 at 4:56 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
if you're cold, they're cold, put them in your mouth
*gesturing to a group of small insects and mammals with needy faces*👁👁
December 4, 2023 at 12:58 AM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
about to get so silly and teach myself voltaic cells ‼️
December 4, 2023 at 12:30 AM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
business business, money, money ‼️
December 2, 2023 at 1:08 AM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
a bong rip a day keeps the voices away
November 30, 2023 at 12:16 AM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
my nose be bleeding like I just saw an attractive individual in a teen drama anime, but alas, I am alone and the air is dry
November 29, 2023 at 2:12 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
I must brave the elements (it's cold outside) to attend important business (class)
November 28, 2023 at 2:29 PM
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boyshallot.bsky.social
Get your pussys out ladies The Ninja turtles are here
November 28, 2023 at 6:29 AM
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willbuikema.bsky.social
did we learn nothing from jfk
November 23, 2023 at 3:43 PM
s4m4nth4.bsky.social
nothing can stop the amount of soup I can and will eat. I am a menace, a slut for soup if you will
November 26, 2023 at 11:28 PM