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saddestrobots.bsky.social
Alex P. 👹
@saddestrobots.bsky.social
here to chill with my friends

(not my cat in the profile pic, yes my cat in the banner)

main account (masto): https://jorts.horse/@saddestrobots

no future for transphobes
cruisers — all ballistic, long-range pressure on a really mobile platform

destroyers — escort package with hard beams, they melt flimsy small stuff

the big-ass hero ship — "project silk" is cheating, i am just cheating, this is me playing 100,000% easymode

(harpoons everywhere because i'm basic)
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the fleet now

i made all of the cruisers and destroyers stealth ships (with s-mod insulated engines) so i can pivot to maximum sneaking if i switch out the survey team later

also making heavy use of the "emergent tech" automation hullmods (which are kinda op)
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
1. the settled worlds (my system is the bright dot in the upper right; about half of these are added by expanded core worlds + faction mods)

2. the whole sector (175% normal size; names are settled places, "[X]" is explored by me, "[??]" is partially explored, "[ ]" is unvisited)

3. gates found
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the settlement crises have a bit of a whack-a-mole character to them, and most ultimately go back to doing a big battle, but there is some interesting variety here

for the League blockade, for example, their armada is absolutely huge — but you can turn them back by sniping their logistical support
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
update: thriving again

behold the power of a pristine nanoforge and a semi-operational cryoarithmetic engine
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"absolutely thriving," i said
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
anyway, here's me bullying an onslaught while his scrappy little friend attempts to imitate my strategy against me
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sunk my myriad domain-tech treasures into this little four-planet system and it's absolutely thriving
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
even with an exploration-tailored fleet you see a lot of this (objective at the very edge of the larger "one way trip" circle)

(again, this is 175% normal map size)

i like it, all these distant expeditions you're following now actually *feel* far away, like they probably had stages and anchorages
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
playing with the upsized map (175% size) really forces you to think about your movement

like, this is 4:1 supports per warship and the range quickly dwindles if you start surveying every system you touch

"make your own slipstream from a black hole" very quickly became my new best friend
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
peak comedic acting
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh and we got a beautiful colony system, within easy reach of the core

finding the optimal planet for a nanoforge is gonna be a bit tricky but it's pretty perfect other than that
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
these community portrait packs are pretty good
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
then again i have a *very* survey/salvage/treasure-hunt oriented fleet rn — lucked into the capital-sized exploration platform

several ships hyper-specialized for exploration; if i see a sub-ordo there's a 60% chance i just gotta hoof it
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
oh, and treasure hunt

starting to worry that treasure hunting might be a bit OP
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
finally
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yeah you can talk to the furby about sex but it kinda hits different
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
sickos dot jpeg
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
had to kill a nexus for it (oof. 30 minutes of aiming reapers into little shield gaps while trying not to flux out), but i think i got my 👨‍🍳👌 colony system

this one right here with the ancient research facility and religious sites
a rich cryovolcanic
a boring no-atmosphere rock (for the Synchro)
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i should probably get up off my ass and start a space colony or two, hmm hmm
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the capture fleet (cap ship orange bars are old; all the little ships' orange bars are from getting sacrificed in this fight)

key is to manual-pilot the harbs to "pin it down"

(also that white thing is gratuitously OP and i honestly have no idea how it ended up on a random world's black market)
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
yatta!

or shall we say…
[waggling eyebrows] so mote it be
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM