One of the funniest fucking things of all time

"We're standing up for academic freedom!" I shout as I attempt to get two professors fired for their views.

it's funny that we call it "freedom of conscience" when no one with an ounce of actual conscience actually gets to have any rights, it's all just a power trip for soulless worms

you look up every single one of these guys and the source of all their wealth is "invested in paypal once"

truly ludicrous society

Like in normal circumstances that's an act of war but in the looney tunes world we're all living in it's just oh there he goes again

THIS IS THE WORLD YOU WANTED, WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT IT

"for personal religious reasons, i object to giving you this medication"

how did you get this job. why are you allowed to keep it.

reminds me thoroughly of how conservatives love to fill pharmacies with people who refuse to do the pharmacist's actual job of giving you your fucking medicine

if you ask students to list the causes of the Irish famine and they just say “the Irish are demonic” can you really not fail that kid?

I’ve read many headed hydra and slave ship, both great, freedom ship also whips ass and is an incredible compendium of stories abt ppl escaping slavery by sea

ooh, this lines up with my interest in hydrarchy