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Jk we celibate 🙏
Ely(sium) 😇
The 'Tizmler, opinions are *your* own, I only spit facts, but dw I swallow 🖤
Relatable irl macro nobody 💅
Futch by genes 💅 Fucker by choice 😈
Born to get fucked 😩 life provides 😤 frens do too 😏
Ely(sium) 😇
The 'Tizmler, opinions are *your* own, I only spit facts, but dw I swallow 🖤
Relatable irl macro nobody 💅
Futch by genes 💅 Fucker by choice 😈
Born to get fucked 😩 life provides 😤 frens do too 😏
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the amish would fucking love runescape
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
the amish would fucking love runescape
The empty throne is shrouded in a wall of ice, never again to bear an heir
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The empty throne is shrouded in a wall of ice, never again to bear an heir
Having a poly coworker wingman their husband at me is not how I expected 2025 to wind down but holy hell am I here for it
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Having a poly coworker wingman their husband at me is not how I expected 2025 to wind down but holy hell am I here for it
Absolutely wild to think that when I was fruitmaxxing last Spring that my gut bacteria ratatouille'd my brain into feeling *extremely* good about that decision
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Absolutely wild to think that when I was fruitmaxxing last Spring that my gut bacteria ratatouille'd my brain into feeling *extremely* good about that decision
Honestly maybe the strat is to get FMS instead of FFS; become a fucking glowing, stunning, cutting, beautiful giga chad, and to have others cower before my sheer power
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Honestly maybe the strat is to get FMS instead of FFS; become a fucking glowing, stunning, cutting, beautiful giga chad, and to have others cower before my sheer power
When you apply means from Polysecure, untangling how certain behavioral responses were trying to help, but for dissociative alters, then fuckin starting to put in efforts to be safe havens and secure bases internally, like holy hell we boutta be SO POWERFUL with internal self soothing and healing 😤
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
When you apply means from Polysecure, untangling how certain behavioral responses were trying to help, but for dissociative alters, then fuckin starting to put in efforts to be safe havens and secure bases internally, like holy hell we boutta be SO POWERFUL with internal self soothing and healing 😤
If New Haven gets to gender their fuckin pizza as "Ah-Beetz" then quite frankly I get to do whatever the hell I want
(I could anyways but now those folks don't get to complain 💅)
(I could anyways but now those folks don't get to complain 💅)
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If New Haven gets to gender their fuckin pizza as "Ah-Beetz" then quite frankly I get to do whatever the hell I want
(I could anyways but now those folks don't get to complain 💅)
(I could anyways but now those folks don't get to complain 💅)
When you forget to take ur second pre-run shit and you gotta haul that active cargo for 5 miles 😔💅
September 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When you forget to take ur second pre-run shit and you gotta haul that active cargo for 5 miles 😔💅
I need a Labubu-my fr
August 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I need a Labubu-my fr
Dubai chocolate labubu both sunsets and restarts this capitalist hell
August 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dubai chocolate labubu both sunsets and restarts this capitalist hell
Using The Trough in an oulde British pub; positioning, then splattering your Jackson Pollock, forever seasoning this historic corner of wrought iron with your masterpiece. John Ballsack staggers in, belligerent to the nines, stares at the lines of your soul, and screams "NO CROWNS FOR THE POOR KING"
August 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Using The Trough in an oulde British pub; positioning, then splattering your Jackson Pollock, forever seasoning this historic corner of wrought iron with your masterpiece. John Ballsack staggers in, belligerent to the nines, stares at the lines of your soul, and screams "NO CROWNS FOR THE POOR KING"
Ripping huge ass while wearing just a thong and it ends up sounding like a grass whistle
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ripping huge ass while wearing just a thong and it ends up sounding like a grass whistle
Playing red light green light with my bowels by alternating meals of solely rice cakes and fruit salads with chia
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Playing red light green light with my bowels by alternating meals of solely rice cakes and fruit salads with chia
Fatty Bugs was a jazz musician with an ass like soggy cardboard but whose fingers were *made* for tickling keys
August 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Fatty Bugs was a jazz musician with an ass like soggy cardboard but whose fingers were *made* for tickling keys
New bottom surgery: they give a quick snap to the head and pull it off like opening a banana, leaving just the shaft; arguably the worst part of the penis
July 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
New bottom surgery: they give a quick snap to the head and pull it off like opening a banana, leaving just the shaft; arguably the worst part of the penis
Sneezer - Weezer cover band who performs entirely in sneezes
July 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sneezer - Weezer cover band who performs entirely in sneezes
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Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
June 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
To all you ignoramuses whom doth purview thine cellular device whilst defecating: be haunted by your doomed drivel, whereas I am here creating masterpieces inspired by Jackson Pollock
May 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
To all you ignoramuses whom doth purview thine cellular device whilst defecating: be haunted by your doomed drivel, whereas I am here creating masterpieces inspired by Jackson Pollock
In honor of pride month 🥳🏳️🌈 Trader Joe's is releasing a new product: the 'Pre-Ookied Cookie' 💦🍪 for all the dolls💃🏳️⚧️ whose gucci's no longer ookie 🍆💨
May 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In honor of pride month 🥳🏳️🌈 Trader Joe's is releasing a new product: the 'Pre-Ookied Cookie' 💦🍪 for all the dolls💃🏳️⚧️ whose gucci's no longer ookie 🍆💨
Are you more of a spooky dookie or a creepy peepee enjoyer?
May 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Are you more of a spooky dookie or a creepy peepee enjoyer?
Holy shit grindr hitting me with the Balatro ad, NOW we're cookin
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Holy shit grindr hitting me with the Balatro ad, NOW we're cookin
Reading yuri while eating a cookie for breakfast
March 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reading yuri while eating a cookie for breakfast