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bess

@cowsounds.bsky.social

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cowgal (she/it) | 29 | genderfluid 🏳️‍⚧️ freelance musician, full time cow https://cowsounds.bandcamp.com/ https://cowsounds.itch.io/ https://www.youtube.com/@cowsounds

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · Aug 28

cowsounds!

cow sounds, by bess

13 track album

cowsounds.bandcamp.com

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Dana Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @danacorn.bsky.social · 7h

There is no ethical way to engage with Harry Potter.

Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 1d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 1d

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

cowabummer

comic panel featuring Batman and a cow standing dramatically in the rain. Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, cow tools cow."

The cow responds, her word bubble containing only the lump-with-handle cow tool.

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 4d

Katherine?

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 5d

so bandcamp friday actually went super well??? most music solid in a single day by far, my dumb ass really needs to promote shit better

bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 6d

last few hours of bandcamp friday, i'm gonna plug the first project I was really happy with - Ice Water & Spite

give it a listen if you haven't 🐮

Ice Water & Spite, by Mushroom Mae

20 track album

cowsounds.bandcamp.com

bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 8d

anyways, trip tucker is a chaser from florida and I love this for him 🏳️‍⚧️

bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 8d

and idk if it's just me coming to the episode as a trans person but the whole thing just smells of rick berman's anti queer edicts all over that era of trek, and it's awful to think that this person wouldn't have died had archer didn't care so much about his personal image.

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 8d

they knew very little about this new species and trip could have done more to educate himself on the matter before teaching the cogenitor how to read and such, but he literally had it tested and proved that the third species is mentally the same, and the whole episode they treat it as an object.

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 8d

fuck captain archer, easily the worst captain.

forgot how awful the episode Cogenitor is and how gross it makes me feel. trip did nothing wrong and archer's dumb ass has done far worse cultural snafus and it's played as a fucking laugh.

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Spacepickle @spacep1ckle.bsky.social · 8d

Boutta go scam some people at the Grand Exchange #osrs

An Old School RuneScape inventory screenshot but it has Cow Tools

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 9d

last time I share this album before the next thing comes out later this month 🎃

bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · Aug 28

cowsounds!

cow sounds, by bess

13 track album

cowsounds.bandcamp.com

bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 9d

cow that moos

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 11d

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?"

The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.

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j @genderbad.bsky.social · 11d

"Think we can fly on this?"

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12d

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Cringe

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bess @cowsounds.bsky.social · 14d

something spooky is brewing 👀🎃🐮

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Lurker in the Wires @lurkerinthewires.itch.io · 16d

Doing an early stream of Goblin Cleanup Detail, donated by my
friend @cowsounds.bsky.social

#goblin #inochi2D #twitch

twitch.tv/LurkerInTheW...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

twitch.tv

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16d

It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene

The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64

The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow

Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 17d

apologies if this is how you find out

the Far Side Cow Tools cartoon, except the cow and three of the tools are missing, leaving only a lump-with-handle sitting alone on a table in a pasture before a lonely barn on a hill. Caption reads, "cow rapture."

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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 19d

In conclusion

Homer bushes meme dropping streaming platforms and taking up piracy

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22d

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

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Ben Cohen @yobencohen.bsky.social · 21d

Jerry wanted you to hear this from him.

We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys

See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.

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