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saffi 🍵
@saffisarasa.bsky.social
· Sep 5
i'm always outdoing myself, maybe it's someone else's turn to (out)do me instead
if i could be reincarnated as an animal i would be a crow
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
if i could be reincarnated as an animal i would be a crow
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ivan "offroad" offroad stewart
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ivan "offroad" offroad stewart
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god hand is the hot tub time machine of video games. i am not interested in debate and will not elaborate
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
god hand is the hot tub time machine of video games. i am not interested in debate and will not elaborate
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Jedi t4t relationship with a problematic midi-chlorians gap.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Jedi t4t relationship with a problematic midi-chlorians gap.
i unironically think the 4 door charger EV is one of the best looking cars of this decade
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i unironically think the 4 door charger EV is one of the best looking cars of this decade
my takeaway from rewatching all the star wars stuff is that there are two kinds of imperial:
-those who say schedule
-those who say shedule
-those who say schedule
-those who say shedule
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
my takeaway from rewatching all the star wars stuff is that there are two kinds of imperial:
-those who say schedule
-those who say shedule
-those who say schedule
-those who say shedule
hahrqaaet
dxrcjka
ass
dxrcjka
ass
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
hahrqaaet
dxrcjka
ass
dxrcjka
ass
okay it's a little better because at least this time i'm not getting mobbed australians telling me why i'm wrong
oh no it's the egg pizza all over again
girl who woke up at 12:43 pm (me)
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
okay it's a little better because at least this time i'm not getting mobbed australians telling me why i'm wrong
oh no it's the egg pizza all over again
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
oh no it's the egg pizza all over again
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sub-zero vs brock lesnar
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
sub-zero vs brock lesnar
the unshakeable feeling that everyone at work fucking hates me
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
the unshakeable feeling that everyone at work fucking hates me
this is why i have a roll of retroreflective tape in the back window, works like a charm
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
this is why i have a roll of retroreflective tape in the back window, works like a charm
girl who woke up at 12:43 pm (me)
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
girl who woke up at 12:43 pm (me)
sad that i can't get unbothered vaporwave zero two smoking a joint anymore, would've been perfect
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
sad that i can't get unbothered vaporwave zero two smoking a joint anymore, would've been perfect
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i mandela effected myself into thinking there was a part in the jam jam reggae music video where the guy eats a plate of spaghetti
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i mandela effected myself into thinking there was a part in the jam jam reggae music video where the guy eats a plate of spaghetti
triumph GT6?
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
triumph GT6?
i'm so overwhelmed ;_;
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i'm so overwhelmed ;_;
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Do you believe?
- Y yes
- Huh?
- Y yes
- Huh?
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Do you believe?
- Y yes
- Huh?
- Y yes
- Huh?
not to be all HRT date in bio but it's been 6 years today 🎉
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
not to be all HRT date in bio but it's been 6 years today 🎉
you gotta tell em about the win streaks where you win a free coke off your free coke, they love that
me, rizzing up a younger trans girl who's interested in older women: "yeahhh i remember when you used to be able to win a free coke just by looking under the cap. you'd just twist it open, and bam! sometimes it'd say "free 20z coke" on it. it wasn't like a randomized pin or QR code or nothing!"
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
you gotta tell em about the win streaks where you win a free coke off your free coke, they love that
new phone case again, what kinda sticker should i put on it?
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
new phone case again, what kinda sticker should i put on it?