It’s a ‘high tide’ because of ‘sea weed’

just because milkshakes once brought the boys to the yard does not mean milkshakes are the most potent boy-bringing bait. what the boys truly crave is a hearty beef stew

I don’t like sounds, chimes , banners, flashing lights, beam, or any notifications…I run a silent 🔕 non vibrating calm phone over here

gonna have an entire chorus for a new version of "we didn't start the fire" by the end of this month