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🔞 NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI // 💫No hate zone💫 SALS = Ship & Let Ship DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read I will block my squicks #MyArt #Winterbaron #Obikin #WaltJesse On AO3/Tumblr w same name All characters are 18+ and told me they consented

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Sep 21

This is how it feels every day living that proship life online

A four panel comic
1st panel: 2 ppl are asking a smaller person "Hi, what is your opinion on fiction?"
The smaller person is wearing two emojis on their chest or a rainbow and a cut of meat.
2nd panel: The smaller person says "I'm proship!"
3rd panel: The two people stare with dubious expressions while images are faded out behind them showing their assumptions. The images are various things like the Sickos Laughing meme, an image of red flags, the word DANGER, the words Problematic over a brain, and various stock images showing criminals, abuse, and incest.
4th panel: the smaller person gazes off, while the images of what they meant float behind them. The images are of free speech, and anti-bullying, as well as a lot of muting, blocking, and other curating tools and filters on twitter and AO3.

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Jul 6

Like it's funny to me that like while I'll defend my ships like "it's so stupid of you to call it abuser/victim, because it's NOT" when it's nonsense, I'm also the first one to say "it's fine if you wanna ship abuser/victim tho. hell, I do too"
I just can't stand ppl lying LOL

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Jul 6

It’s funny to me ppl get on my ass for shipping winterbaron because “zEmO iS bUcKy’S aBuSeR” and I absolutely reject that take…
Meanwhile, I ship WaltJesse and I would be the first one to say Walt is Jesse’s abuser
Like “oh you’re confused, my abuser/victim ship is over here”

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 8h

I’m always saying #1 btw, never #2

#1: “this pairing is not problematic! It’s completely non-taboo! [but it would be fine if it were!]”

#2: “this pairing is not problematic! It’s completely non-taboo! [How dare you accuse my ship of being a Proship (sic)!]”

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 1d

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 11h

Sometimes I lament that The Youths have lost old ways of 🏴‍☠️ stuff online, the way I see some ppl just publicly posting all the shit in the open, but other days I'm like OH YOU GUYS LEARNED cause they're doing "slime tutorials" and "Bread recipes" tactics, as well as sending DMs

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Apr 18

My constant struggle of getting really into a older man/younger woman pairing and having everyone say “it’s father daughter”
like SORRY NOT EVERY MAN IS A FATHER FIGURE, SOMETIMES HES A FUCKING FIGURE

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 1d

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Matt the outlaw
@cursedgloryhole
Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"

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"Love" Potion 🔞 @smallpotion.bsky.social · 23h

One of my favorite things about this fandom is when a character is based on an animal that has 2 dicks almost everybody agrees that character also must have 2 dicks. 🤣

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 1d

the way fandoms are filled with people who would unironically burn books for being “problematic” and cheer next to homophobic conservatives is actually so concerning

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 1d

I would honestly rather be friends with someone whose kinks/ships make me wanna choke but who is a kind person who tags and also doesn’t judge, than to be friends with someone who loves all the same ships as me, hates the ones I hate, but who is a rancid turd to ppl about it

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Nov 2

when I find fics that ONLY exist on LiveJournal in a journal masterpost with links that you have to click on individually for each chapter

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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 1d

To be crystal fucking clear

Artists don't owe you your kink,
don't owe you performance,
and don't owe you an explanation as to why.

Even if they've drawn things similar
Even if they've drawn things you consider 'worse'

It isn't judgement of you.
It isn't judgement of anyone.

Respect others ffs

𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · Apr 25

I didn't think I should have to say this, but having a "Won't Draw" list on a commission sheet is NOT "being an anti"
Actively drawing something is very different than politely ignoring it, and refusing to draw some taboos is a PERFECTLY REASONABLE BOUNDARY

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 1d

#WaltJesse

I told my husband this, and he just replied, totally deadpan: “And Walt’s always tugging on them” and I started laughing

He really gets me

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 1d

I was thinking about a Breaking Bad AU where everything is the exact same, except Jesse just has a ton of piercings

Shirtless Aaron Paul on the phone, with chest hair and nipple piercings

Aaron Paul in the early 00s showing off his tongue piercing, sticking his tongue out

Aaron Paul with a nose piercing and doing the rocker sign with his hands and gritting his teeth.

A teary looking Aaron Paul with a nose ring and labret piercing.

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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 1d

and yet the guy who gutted it and laid off half the staff as they were unionizing keeps his job, huh. crazy how that works.

Publishers Lunch @publisherslunch.bsky.social · 1d

After a rough stretch, Quirk Books has been sold to Andrews McMeel Publishing.
lunch.publishersmarketplace.com/2025/10/quir...

Quirk Books Is Sold to Andrews McMeel - Publishers Lunch

Quirk Productions, which has been on an acquisitions pause since early this summer after “facing marketplace and operational challenges for the past few years,” has been acquired by Andrews McMeel Pub...

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so disingenuous, like you’re using both sides of the argument to attack
You cannot be saying “you are not undergoing any suffering” while also saying “you deserve so much suffering and harassment and I will campaign for there to be more”

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 1d

It’s actually depressing to me how many antis who pull the “proshippers aren’t oppressed” are simultaneously engaging in mass bullying and threat campaigns against them
Like they will say “you’re not oppressed” while actively attempting to make them oppressed

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, although I give a bit of grace for “illegal ships” since some people do literally live in countries where it’s illegal to draw certain things!!! But.. if they insist on calling things “illegal” they definitely need to list WHERE they live lol

𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 2d

O-oh.....
Sir.....
Bob Odenkirk the man you are

The Naked Improv (Bob and David @ 1998 Comic Relief)

YouTube video by thestandupchannel

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Pillowfort.social @pillowfort.social · 6d

Just a reminder that Pillowfort is NSFW-friendly, anti-AI, 100% user-funded, and not owned by fascist billionaires! You can join for free today via our (short!) rolling waitlist:

pillowfort.social/waitlist

Pillowfort.social @pillowfort.social · Apr 20

Pillowfort is free to join via our automatic rolling waitlist!

pillowfort.social/waitlist

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 2d

Did someone say Better Call Saul yuri because THIS AWAKENED ME
Kim/Paige is so hot HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 2d

I've never heard of it, but my first thought was to like.... forcibly move in with someone LOOOLLL

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K. M. Claude @kmclaude.bsky.social · Jul 28

Furthermore, I think that obscenity laws must be destroyed

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 3d

it’s always a lovely day when people realize weirdos are the backbone of any fandom and trying to make everyone “normal” kills everything enjoyable about it. fandom wouldn’t exist if people could be normal about things.

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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 2d

I want to tell you if you have NOT watched the “Zombie Land Saga” series yet, YOU REALLY HAVE TO!!!
There’s a movie coming out soon!!!

It’s about a bunch of zombies recruited to be idols, and it’s SO GOOD, it’s one of my fave animes ever

Zombieland Saga Truck Scene

YouTube video by watzyh

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