"Pokemon This/That came out 10 years ago, feel old yet?" NEVER hit as hard as when my friend pointed out that this year it's Pokemon GO?!!!?!
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"Pokemon This/That came out 10 years ago, feel old yet?" NEVER hit as hard as when my friend pointed out that this year it's Pokemon GO?!!!?!
Working until 01:30 on New Years morning, no alcohols for Giacomâche :(
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Working until 01:30 on New Years morning, no alcohols for Giacomâche :(
People who never met me gender me female instantly, I feel that I can't stay in the closet for much longer
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
People who never met me gender me female instantly, I feel that I can't stay in the closet for much longer
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The way people refuse to use the word "Zombie" in modern horror flicks you'd think "Zombie" was a pronoun.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The way people refuse to use the word "Zombie" in modern horror flicks you'd think "Zombie" was a pronoun.
I have played 1 hour of Z-A and I love it so much
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have played 1 hour of Z-A and I love it so much
I'm picking up Pokemon Z-A when it comes out and the game store is next to a store that sells mainly bed stuff and I got excited thinking I could also look for some new sheets for my bed. Life comes at you fast
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm picking up Pokemon Z-A when it comes out and the game store is next to a store that sells mainly bed stuff and I got excited thinking I could also look for some new sheets for my bed. Life comes at you fast
I opened Bluesky with this at the top and scrolled down to EXACTLY that, only the kitty and the adult pic had swapped places and the doom tweets were a little larger in number in between
Bluesky feed is like
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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cute kitty!
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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[adult content]
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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cute kitty!
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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[adult content]
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we're doomed
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October 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I opened Bluesky with this at the top and scrolled down to EXACTLY that, only the kitty and the adult pic had swapped places and the doom tweets were a little larger in number in between
Kinda wild to announce a not free DLC for a game at the same time as it's released. It feels less like a bonus and more like "pay extra to play the full game". Also forcing you to get Switch Online to get mega stones by playing ranked feels wrong #PokemonLegendsZA
September 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Kinda wild to announce a not free DLC for a game at the same time as it's released. It feels less like a bonus and more like "pay extra to play the full game". Also forcing you to get Switch Online to get mega stones by playing ranked feels wrong #PokemonLegendsZA
My dumbest idea for Pokémon that they should actually do is create 6v6 Mega Battles where all 6 of your Pokémon mega evolve. They have so many fire designs now it's torture we can't put them on the same team. But it has to be a separate thing because it would be so ridiculously broken
September 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
My dumbest idea for Pokémon that they should actually do is create 6v6 Mega Battles where all 6 of your Pokémon mega evolve. They have so many fire designs now it's torture we can't put them on the same team. But it has to be a separate thing because it would be so ridiculously broken
I had a meeting with a doctor to determine if there is any point in me seeing a psychiatrist who would then decide if I'm trans enough to get treatment (hrt) and asked about how long it would take until I get it and he said 5-6 YEARS before I can start hormones (should they deem me worthy)!
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I had a meeting with a doctor to determine if there is any point in me seeing a psychiatrist who would then decide if I'm trans enough to get treatment (hrt) and asked about how long it would take until I get it and he said 5-6 YEARS before I can start hormones (should they deem me worthy)!
Update on this: the reason is that the filter removes ANYTHING. I used a VPN to see what I had been missing out and one of the posts flagged was an adult woman in a tank top showing mild cleavage. Completely non-sexual context, normal picture, normal tank top.
I didn't expect twitter to become so boring without the porn! But there's no actual way around the age verification without submitting face pics or paying right?
August 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Update on this: the reason is that the filter removes ANYTHING. I used a VPN to see what I had been missing out and one of the posts flagged was an adult woman in a tank top showing mild cleavage. Completely non-sexual context, normal picture, normal tank top.
I didn't expect twitter to become so boring without the porn! But there's no actual way around the age verification without submitting face pics or paying right?
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I didn't expect twitter to become so boring without the porn! But there's no actual way around the age verification without submitting face pics or paying right?
I love Greece but every single person here clocks me immediately
August 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love Greece but every single person here clocks me immediately
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Hi friends,
We're a small group of transgender people surviving in a refugee camp in South Sudan. We're facing hunger, illness and stigma daily. No jobs, no shelters and no help.⛓️
Please help us survive:
gofund.me/ec8207f5
#RefugeeSupport
#LGBTIQRefugees
#TransRights
#queercommunity
#gofund.me
We're a small group of transgender people surviving in a refugee camp in South Sudan. We're facing hunger, illness and stigma daily. No jobs, no shelters and no help.⛓️
Please help us survive:
gofund.me/ec8207f5
#RefugeeSupport
#LGBTIQRefugees
#TransRights
#queercommunity
#gofund.me
July 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Hi friends,
We're a small group of transgender people surviving in a refugee camp in South Sudan. We're facing hunger, illness and stigma daily. No jobs, no shelters and no help.⛓️
Please help us survive:
gofund.me/ec8207f5
#RefugeeSupport
#LGBTIQRefugees
#TransRights
#queercommunity
#gofund.me
We're a small group of transgender people surviving in a refugee camp in South Sudan. We're facing hunger, illness and stigma daily. No jobs, no shelters and no help.⛓️
Please help us survive:
gofund.me/ec8207f5
#RefugeeSupport
#LGBTIQRefugees
#TransRights
#queercommunity
#gofund.me
They took my twitter account! Apparently I don't have an email attached to it (how???) so I can't verify it. I guess it's no bid deal, but a little bummed. Anyway, I got my first ever death threat just before going, so I guess I completed the twitter bucket list~
August 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They took my twitter account! Apparently I don't have an email attached to it (how???) so I can't verify it. I guess it's no bid deal, but a little bummed. Anyway, I got my first ever death threat just before going, so I guess I completed the twitter bucket list~
Anyone not hanging out on the other app deserves to see this
July 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Anyone not hanging out on the other app deserves to see this
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Whether you prefer James Gunn's Corenclark or Zack Snyder's Cavillclark, I think we can all agree on one thing:
Clark Kent aka Superman definitely eats pussy. And passionately.
Clark Kent aka Superman definitely eats pussy. And passionately.
July 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Whether you prefer James Gunn's Corenclark or Zack Snyder's Cavillclark, I think we can all agree on one thing:
Clark Kent aka Superman definitely eats pussy. And passionately.
Clark Kent aka Superman definitely eats pussy. And passionately.
"the technology exists" so does the technology for abortions but that's not okay apparently
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"the technology exists" so does the technology for abortions but that's not okay apparently
The fact that they called the movie Superman and not The Superman is the one thing that makes me think it will be good (watching it tonight)
July 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The fact that they called the movie Superman and not The Superman is the one thing that makes me think it will be good (watching it tonight)
I may not pass, but at least I'm at the level where I can't make friends with a new guy because if he wants to talk to me he wants to sleep with me
July 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I may not pass, but at least I'm at the level where I can't make friends with a new guy because if he wants to talk to me he wants to sleep with me
The day my cis friend took me with her to the bathroom to pee, that was the day I truly became a woman
June 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The day my cis friend took me with her to the bathroom to pee, that was the day I truly became a woman
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The goddess of probability convincing tech bros to flood the streets of major cities with unsecured heavy metal objects that have a spicy pillow inside and total your car if you drive over them wrong:
June 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The goddess of probability convincing tech bros to flood the streets of major cities with unsecured heavy metal objects that have a spicy pillow inside and total your car if you drive over them wrong:
I have a small freezer. Literally half of it is stuffed with cakes, cookies etc that I don't eat. I've told everyone I know I don't eat it, it just keeps coming. A year ago I wanted to bake a pie, but there's still a piece left because apparently ppl don't eat? They just bake and give to me it seems
February 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have a small freezer. Literally half of it is stuffed with cakes, cookies etc that I don't eat. I've told everyone I know I don't eat it, it just keeps coming. A year ago I wanted to bake a pie, but there's still a piece left because apparently ppl don't eat? They just bake and give to me it seems
tiktok's algorithms completely fucked up after that 16 hour ban! thanks obama :(
January 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
tiktok's algorithms completely fucked up after that 16 hour ban! thanks obama :(
The automatic doors at my job don't see me when I'm wearing pantyhoses and close on me, but when I wear pants they do and stay open like why do they install transphobic misogynistic doors🙄
January 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The automatic doors at my job don't see me when I'm wearing pantyhoses and close on me, but when I wear pants they do and stay open like why do they install transphobic misogynistic doors🙄