me: yeah I saw it all over social media
Dad: proceeds to describe the thing in great detail
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(I knew he was gonna want to talk about that in particular though)
me: yeah I saw it all over social media
Dad: proceeds to describe the thing in great detail
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(I knew he was gonna want to talk about that in particular though)
Coworker 2: Hey! HEY. You mean confused middle-aged man.
Coworker 2: Hey! HEY. You mean confused middle-aged man.
Did not get to check out the maid cafe because it was sold out and I didn't think to buy tickets ahead of time. 😔 oops
Did not get to check out the maid cafe because it was sold out and I didn't think to buy tickets ahead of time. 😔 oops
To enter: show me a costume you loved wearing, or tell me your favorite Halloween costume.
(Follow me so I can DM you later!)
To enter: show me a costume you loved wearing, or tell me your favorite Halloween costume.
(Follow me so I can DM you later!)
I’ve been hyped about that for most of the day today - it’s nice that the little library seems like a spot of inclusion in our neighborhood.
I’ve been hyped about that for most of the day today - it’s nice that the little library seems like a spot of inclusion in our neighborhood.
Coworker 2: are you listening to a podcast about how Volkswagen used to do slave labor?
Coworker 1:….no. What is wrong with you
Coworker 2: are you listening to a podcast about how Volkswagen used to do slave labor?
Coworker 1:….no. What is wrong with you
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
life advice of the century
life advice of the century