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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”
February 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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the one lesson i took away from hot frosty is to not overdefine muscles otherwise the figure will look dehydrated and withered af
December 28, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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Pop Base’s Top 10 Best Songs of 2024:

1. Good Luck, Babe!
2. Birds of a Feather
3. 16 Carriages
4. we can’t be friends (wait for your love)
5. So Long, London
6. Espresso
7. Push 2 Start
8. Girl so confusing remix
9. Not Like Us
10. Die With A Smile
December 24, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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the problem with this website is it should be a viable twitter alternative but the vibe is too much gen x facebook and frankly it makes me so depressed
I feel seen 😂
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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American Horror Story: Bath & Body Works 11 Days Before Christmas
December 14, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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Today is the final show of Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour.
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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can i get an abortion even if i'm not pregnant? i'm bored
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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*orca feeling good about his new hat*

orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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no longer saying "i'm just a girl" to get out of doing things bc i fear that may allow the slower men around me to think i'm incapable instead of what i actually am. lazy.
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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we need to get to a place where we can prove this wrong but we are simply not there yet
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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how do i kill myself in a way that doesn't make me die and also all my tasks get done
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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now that I’m opening this app more, I’m really beginning to enjoy it!
November 21, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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Lyrics transcription:
November 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM