Kayla (they/them)
@saintswitchblade.bsky.social
33 y/o burnt queer. AnCom, or something like it. 🏴⛓️💥 Community hungry and deeply introverted. That's the dialectic, right?
I literally cannot imagine being as unreliable as my roommate is. LITERALLY I tried imagining it and it made me anxious. I can't ask them to do anything ever. I can never get them to help me when I actually need it.
September 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I literally cannot imagine being as unreliable as my roommate is. LITERALLY I tried imagining it and it made me anxious. I can't ask them to do anything ever. I can never get them to help me when I actually need it.
I had to stop my progress in doing an intensive inventory organization project at work to watch the front while my coworkers prep for evening events. At what point can I interrupt my boss' LITERAL KNITTING to ask him to cover the front so I can finish the project before I end my shift??
September 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I had to stop my progress in doing an intensive inventory organization project at work to watch the front while my coworkers prep for evening events. At what point can I interrupt my boss' LITERAL KNITTING to ask him to cover the front so I can finish the project before I end my shift??
My little brother is 16 and was raised in a fox news catholic household, so I'm giving him some grace, but a few weeks ago we had a hard conversation/argument where he revealed (though unsurprising) that he believes "most black people are gang members and most Mexicans* are illegal" (*he didn't get
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My little brother is 16 and was raised in a fox news catholic household, so I'm giving him some grace, but a few weeks ago we had a hard conversation/argument where he revealed (though unsurprising) that he believes "most black people are gang members and most Mexicans* are illegal" (*he didn't get
This dog woke me up at 6:45. I could never have a dog with this much energy. Find me the laziest puppy on earth, please.
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This dog woke me up at 6:45. I could never have a dog with this much energy. Find me the laziest puppy on earth, please.
I hope more than anything that someday getting this boosted shot won't suck so bad.
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I hope more than anything that someday getting this boosted shot won't suck so bad.
Woke up a little over half an hour ago shaking so hard I couldn't hold the thermometer in my mouth.
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Woke up a little over half an hour ago shaking so hard I couldn't hold the thermometer in my mouth.
At least I know I have a speedy and healthy immune system, because the covid booster is knocking me out 12 hours later.
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At least I know I have a speedy and healthy immune system, because the covid booster is knocking me out 12 hours later.
You pay two bills on payday and have less than $200 left over. This is hell. I have to make this stretch over two weeks.
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You pay two bills on payday and have less than $200 left over. This is hell. I have to make this stretch over two weeks.
Interesting that my whole life my family used shame to try to get me to change but when I do it back I'm met with vitriol and then silence.
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Interesting that my whole life my family used shame to try to get me to change but when I do it back I'm met with vitriol and then silence.
I get not wanting to see the video, so here's a helpful tip
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I get not wanting to see the video, so here's a helpful tip
Someone in the store, possibly one of my coworkers, smells like farts rn
August 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Someone in the store, possibly one of my coworkers, smells like farts rn
Every day is a day of executive decisions when your boss doesn't do his job.
August 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every day is a day of executive decisions when your boss doesn't do his job.
I'm having a really rough day !!!!!!!!!!! 🤬
August 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm having a really rough day !!!!!!!!!!! 🤬
If I have to listen to my coworkers voice any longer I'm going to scream
August 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If I have to listen to my coworkers voice any longer I'm going to scream
I am struggling and have no one to talk to about it. Or maybe I do, but I don't know how to bring myself up in conversation anymore.
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I am struggling and have no one to talk to about it. Or maybe I do, but I don't know how to bring myself up in conversation anymore.
I'm so fucking tired of having to do everything by myself and not having physical support. I just burnt the fuck out of my hand and didnt get any help cleaning up the mess that caused it while I'm literally crying from the pain. I wish someone just wanted to help me ever when stuff like this happens
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm so fucking tired of having to do everything by myself and not having physical support. I just burnt the fuck out of my hand and didnt get any help cleaning up the mess that caused it while I'm literally crying from the pain. I wish someone just wanted to help me ever when stuff like this happens
I'm having a hard time
July 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I'm having a hard time
I'm starting to feel like I need to move back to Oregon. I don't want to lose my whole community here but I don't feel like there's anything for me here anymore.
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm starting to feel like I need to move back to Oregon. I don't want to lose my whole community here but I don't feel like there's anything for me here anymore.
I like the Bay well enough but it's an interesting sense of relief and belonging in Cascadia. Not with the people really at all, but with the land. We hit Dunsmuir on I-5 and I feel like I was able to let out a breath I didn't realize I was holding.
July 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I like the Bay well enough but it's an interesting sense of relief and belonging in Cascadia. Not with the people really at all, but with the land. We hit Dunsmuir on I-5 and I feel like I was able to let out a breath I didn't realize I was holding.
The way everyone can agree power corrupts but if I propose lateral organization to combat that I'm a dirty anarchist. So you can agree it corrupts but you... want that?
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The way everyone can agree power corrupts but if I propose lateral organization to combat that I'm a dirty anarchist. So you can agree it corrupts but you... want that?
lmao the only good cop and all that
July 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
lmao the only good cop and all that
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Making the process of receiving legally required goods and services (specifically insurance and taxes, but I'm sure there are other things) difficult to achieve should be illegal. Why do we have to jump through so many hoops to do what's legally required of us? Evil shit.
July 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Making the process of receiving legally required goods and services (specifically insurance and taxes, but I'm sure there are other things) difficult to achieve should be illegal. Why do we have to jump through so many hoops to do what's legally required of us? Evil shit.
What the FUCK
This is a real tweet from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.
July 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What the FUCK
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Gang, I promise that I can think that the Texas officials were horribly criminally negligent AND that people on the left gloating over kids drowning is reprehensible. I have MAD multitasking skills like that. You don’t have to pick just one!
July 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gang, I promise that I can think that the Texas officials were horribly criminally negligent AND that people on the left gloating over kids drowning is reprehensible. I have MAD multitasking skills like that. You don’t have to pick just one!