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Wow I was right
He’s going to announce that anyone who said anything negative about him online will be permanently blacked out and barred from all future Mets games
Harsh, but fair
Harsh, but fair
Tune in on X or YouTube at 4:00pm as Mets President of Baseball Operations David Stearns speaks to the media.
YouTube 👉 bit.ly/4fxpIXX
YouTube 👉 bit.ly/4fxpIXX
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Wow I was right
He’s going to announce that anyone who said anything negative about him online will be permanently blacked out and barred from all future Mets games
Harsh, but fair
Harsh, but fair
Tune in on X or YouTube at 4:00pm as Mets President of Baseball Operations David Stearns speaks to the media.
YouTube 👉 bit.ly/4fxpIXX
YouTube 👉 bit.ly/4fxpIXX
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
He’s going to announce that anyone who said anything negative about him online will be permanently blacked out and barred from all future Mets games
Harsh, but fair
Harsh, but fair
Another addition to team all white dudes
Breaking; MacKenzie Gore traded to Rangers
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Another addition to team all white dudes
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
📈📈📈
Going to lowball my ticket rep on a 20 game package this week before they sign someone #financialadvice #mets
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
📈📈📈
Pros:
- Jett is a perfect midwest short king
- Sproat won’t miss a beat w/ Brewers’ pitching dev (can only throw 4seam)
- Mets get a full year of an ace for $8m
- Tobias Myers shoves yo
- Oh, Mauricio & Baty are still Mets🙏
Cons:
- Sproat goat stays in NL
- RIP signing Framber😢
#MetsSky
- Jett is a perfect midwest short king
- Sproat won’t miss a beat w/ Brewers’ pitching dev (can only throw 4seam)
- Mets get a full year of an ace for $8m
- Tobias Myers shoves yo
- Oh, Mauricio & Baty are still Mets🙏
Cons:
- Sproat goat stays in NL
- RIP signing Framber😢
#MetsSky
Two Stearns masterclasses in less than a day #mets
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Pros:
- Jett is a perfect midwest short king
- Sproat won’t miss a beat w/ Brewers’ pitching dev (can only throw 4seam)
- Mets get a full year of an ace for $8m
- Tobias Myers shoves yo
- Oh, Mauricio & Baty are still Mets🙏
Cons:
- Sproat goat stays in NL
- RIP signing Framber😢
#MetsSky
- Jett is a perfect midwest short king
- Sproat won’t miss a beat w/ Brewers’ pitching dev (can only throw 4seam)
- Mets get a full year of an ace for $8m
- Tobias Myers shoves yo
- Oh, Mauricio & Baty are still Mets🙏
Cons:
- Sproat goat stays in NL
- RIP signing Framber😢
#MetsSky
Reposted by Metropolitan enjoyer
Freddy Peralta is a Met:
Mets trade for Brewers’ ace Freddy Peralta, fill glaring rotation need: Sources
In trading Peralta, the Brewers are putting faith in a young rotation to sustain them. The Mets, meanwhile, get a top-of-the-rotation arm.
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Freddy Peralta is a Met:
Reposted by Metropolitan enjoyer
Incredible trade for the Mets.
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Incredible trade for the Mets.
They gave the graphic design intern remote access 🚨🚨
We have acquired RHP Freddy Peralta and RHP Tobias Myers from Milwaukee in exchange for RHP Brandon Sproat and minor league INF Jett Williams.
Welcome to New York, Freddy and Tobias! #LGM
Welcome to New York, Freddy and Tobias! #LGM
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 AM
They gave the graphic design intern remote access 🚨🚨
Ooooo do Framber Valdez and Zac Gallen next 🤞
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Ooooo do Framber Valdez and Zac Gallen next 🤞
Actually #88 sarbaugh jersey needs new life he should keep it
Luis Robert Jr gonna look baller in #6
Thought Bichette would go for #9
Thought Bichette would go for #9
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Actually #88 sarbaugh jersey needs new life he should keep it
Pros:
- 1 year rental
- Great defense/arm + base-running
- Blueprint is there for 25HR, 80+RBI
- Much needed change of scenery
- Baty and Mauricio are still Mets
Cons:
- Bellinger = longshot
- No 1B
- I will miss you, Luisangel 😢 Wish McNeil didn’t steal 2024 from you
#mets
- 1 year rental
- Great defense/arm + base-running
- Blueprint is there for 25HR, 80+RBI
- Much needed change of scenery
- Baty and Mauricio are still Mets
Cons:
- Bellinger = longshot
- No 1B
- I will miss you, Luisangel 😢 Wish McNeil didn’t steal 2024 from you
#mets
I am a self proclaimed Acuna stan and this trade is still exponentially better than shipping off Baty or Mauricio.
As far as Vientos goes, have to believe we’re kinda stuck with our swaggy DH king. No real trade value since he’s not 22 #mets
As far as Vientos goes, have to believe we’re kinda stuck with our swaggy DH king. No real trade value since he’s not 22 #mets
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Pros:
- 1 year rental
- Great defense/arm + base-running
- Blueprint is there for 25HR, 80+RBI
- Much needed change of scenery
- Baty and Mauricio are still Mets
Cons:
- Bellinger = longshot
- No 1B
- I will miss you, Luisangel 😢 Wish McNeil didn’t steal 2024 from you
#mets
- 1 year rental
- Great defense/arm + base-running
- Blueprint is there for 25HR, 80+RBI
- Much needed change of scenery
- Baty and Mauricio are still Mets
Cons:
- Bellinger = longshot
- No 1B
- I will miss you, Luisangel 😢 Wish McNeil didn’t steal 2024 from you
#mets
I am a self proclaimed Acuna stan and this trade is still exponentially better than shipping off Baty or Mauricio.
As far as Vientos goes, have to believe we’re kinda stuck with our swaggy DH king. No real trade value since he’s not 22 #mets
As far as Vientos goes, have to believe we’re kinda stuck with our swaggy DH king. No real trade value since he’s not 22 #mets
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I am a self proclaimed Acuna stan and this trade is still exponentially better than shipping off Baty or Mauricio.
As far as Vientos goes, have to believe we’re kinda stuck with our swaggy DH king. No real trade value since he’s not 22 #mets
As far as Vientos goes, have to believe we’re kinda stuck with our swaggy DH king. No real trade value since he’s not 22 #mets
Luis Robert Jr gonna look baller in #6
Thought Bichette would go for #9
Thought Bichette would go for #9
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Luis Robert Jr gonna look baller in #6
Thought Bichette would go for #9
Thought Bichette would go for #9
Stearns cookin’
Luis Robert acquired by Mets in trade
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Stearns cookin’
