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Shawners
@salamishammie.bsky.social
Living is the best revenge 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

MN Born and Raised.

Trans Masc stoner who loves dogs and Marvel.

He/Him
Alexa, play “Euclid” by Sleep Token on repeat for the rest of my life.

“Call me when you have the time, I just need to leave this part of me behind”
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
After this sh** year, my bestie surprised me with VIP tickets to Seven Lions. It helps lol. Hurry up April!

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Thrice Woven
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December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
After this last month, I plan on locking myself down and just make art once the Holidays are done.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Today I said goodbye to a woman who literally saved my life when I was a teenager. A second mother since I was 13, her house was always open and I was always welcome. A lost, misfit kid, with a million different emotions, found peace with her. I will forever be better because she was in my life.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I might FA and send my mom’s mom a Holiday card with the lyrics to Suffocate by Knocked Loose. 🤷‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In other news, this hew HAIM record is wonderful.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
20 year old me would already be pregaming with stiff drinks while applying as much fake blood as I could before going out. 43 year old me is eating a bagel with my dog and watching ink master, but don’t worry I put a spooky shirt on at least!
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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“This is, your life. Does everything look alright?”
Begin
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September 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Things I cannot control; almost everything. Things I can control; making a pretty plant based dinner.
September 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Imagine hating me because I’m trans and I’m literally at home doing laundry after work on a Tuesday night.
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Exactly why I’ve been lifting and strength training.
Civil war? Please, these people sprain their backs picking up a case of Diet Coke at Costco.
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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There isn’t one political point where I stand with Charlie Kirk. Disagree loudly, debate fiercely — but violence is never acceptable.
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I got bathroom checked yesterday and this morning I went to the gym and blasted Slipknot and lifted weights about it. Processed it and now I’m pissed. But I didn’t know what to do, I froze in place in the moment. Like I’ve done all my life, I go into survival mode. I’ve perfected it by now. #trans
August 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Get yourself a best friend that will escort you to the bathroom so you can pee in peace. #trans
August 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Dogs make everything better. Everything.
August 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Oh shit, someone put on some deep smashing Pumpkins tracks and now I’m down a rabbit hole of montages of my life in my head. Lol it’s me, I’m that someone.
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Smashing Pumpkins "Home"
YouTube video by Joshua
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August 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes therapy makes the rest of my day shitty.
August 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Never thought I’d make it to my 30’s honestly. Today I turn 43. That’s a huge win in the BPD world.
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM