Adult Beefswellington
@saltiron.bsky.social
I'm here to try every hobby. I'm a nice lady, I love my scurvy wife.
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Can we have nice robots and (tos violation) the technocapitalists upside down instead
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Can we have nice robots and (tos violation) the technocapitalists upside down instead
Fucking gorgeous
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Fucking gorgeous
You seem like a huge landlord
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
You seem like a huge landlord
Most people will assume my voicemail is full, which I don't feel is fair. I'm not negligent, I'm spiteful.
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Most people will assume my voicemail is full, which I don't feel is fair. I'm not negligent, I'm spiteful.
Is this a parody account
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Is this a parody account
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mfers really want you to believe you don't own your own body
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
mfers really want you to believe you don't own your own body
This is so dumb, honey. It's weak that you can't even make them wear their names badge numbers and agencies.
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
This is so dumb, honey. It's weak that you can't even make them wear their names badge numbers and agencies.
I was insufferable as a high school student, my young person is more gracious by miles. But we're reading Engles' Principals of Communism together out of genX spite and genZ disdain.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I was insufferable as a high school student, my young person is more gracious by miles. But we're reading Engles' Principals of Communism together out of genX spite and genZ disdain.
Looks like a possible concussion
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Looks like a possible concussion
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Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
It's Stephanie
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
It's Stephanie
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies