Adult Beefswellington
@saltiron.bsky.social
I'm here to try every hobby. I'm a nice lady, I love my scurvy wife.
They're never not pissing, it's astonishing
By happenstance, we encountered both agents at this Speedway on January 13. Inside, Vazquez, center here, waited in line for the bathroom with others from Bovino's crew:
We haven't seen any detentions so far. Feds lined up for a pit stop in this Speedway.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
They're never not pissing, it's astonishing
Because I didn't want to do more dishes, I put my sausages in my bowl of oatmeal and had the time of my life
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Because I didn't want to do more dishes, I put my sausages in my bowl of oatmeal and had the time of my life
What a lot of "Hannah" recordings are missing, I think, is that ICE weren't drafted, they all want to be there
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
What a lot of "Hannah" recordings are missing, I think, is that ICE weren't drafted, they all want to be there
Did you know that you don't need to set up your voicemail? People HATE it but it's not illegal
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Did you know that you don't need to set up your voicemail? People HATE it but it's not illegal
Knock yourself out bud. I mean literally knock yourself out
Counterpoint: maybe the next time someone goes vegan, I will just shout "SOME OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS" at them and see how it goes.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Knock yourself out bud. I mean literally knock yourself out
Just how much are these guys pissing?? Every other minute it's a bathroom break
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Just how much are these guys pissing?? Every other minute it's a bathroom break
This is probably the best thing to happen to the "ai artist" and his best opportunity to get his money's worth out of his MFA program. Also lmao the eater did "damage of less than $250" to his "art"
I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
Look for the helpers
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This is probably the best thing to happen to the "ai artist" and his best opportunity to get his money's worth out of his MFA program. Also lmao the eater did "damage of less than $250" to his "art"
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mfers really want you to believe you don't own your own body
January 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
mfers really want you to believe you don't own your own body
I'm listening to a high school intro to biz class on difference btw goods and services: "services are... a police officer, a store cashier, a takeout meal"
That's 0/3. I'd be agast if I had the energy.
That's 0/3. I'd be agast if I had the energy.
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I'm listening to a high school intro to biz class on difference btw goods and services: "services are... a police officer, a store cashier, a takeout meal"
That's 0/3. I'd be agast if I had the energy.
That's 0/3. I'd be agast if I had the energy.
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Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Hey, hey now, I have nothing to do with the transphobia engineering department, I work in a completely different department way down the hall, totally separate. We're across from genocide consent manufacturing actually.
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Hey, hey now, I have nothing to do with the transphobia engineering department, I work in a completely different department way down the hall, totally separate. We're across from genocide consent manufacturing actually.
I got a print for Christmas of an amazing tapestry by Tabitha Arnold. It's so beautiful to behold.
January 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I got a print for Christmas of an amazing tapestry by Tabitha Arnold. It's so beautiful to behold.
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Any discussions, debates, or intellectual discussions about the decline in LGBTQ+ tolerance or support MUST be centred around trans people. There's an existential crisis happening in front of everyone's eyes, and trying to pretend it affects everyone equally is misleading.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Any discussions, debates, or intellectual discussions about the decline in LGBTQ+ tolerance or support MUST be centred around trans people. There's an existential crisis happening in front of everyone's eyes, and trying to pretend it affects everyone equally is misleading.
Any discussions, debates, or intellectual discussions about the decline in LGBTQ+ tolerance or support MUST be centred around trans people. There's an existential crisis happening in front of everyone's eyes, and trying to pretend it affects everyone equally is misleading.
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
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Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
Might be time to make it illegal for your parents to have smartphones
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Might be time to make it illegal for your parents to have smartphones
I can't wait until the horse tricks me into getting mad, I'm giddy about it
Trisha Paytas is Matt Bruenig's Benjamin Sisko.
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I can't wait until the horse tricks me into getting mad, I'm giddy about it
Is it praxis if I just can't help it
Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Is it praxis if I just can't help it
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you know how (TERRA IGNOTA SPOILER) feels bad about losing all his access to omniscient senses living as a mortal? that's how i feel about google not working anymore
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
you know how (TERRA IGNOTA SPOILER) feels bad about losing all his access to omniscient senses living as a mortal? that's how i feel about google not working anymore
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The Flint sit-down strikers proved that through solidarity and collective action, workers could win the dignity and respect they deserved.
December 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Flint sit-down strikers proved that through solidarity and collective action, workers could win the dignity and respect they deserved.
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Is the plot convoluted or was I just on my phone the whole time.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is the plot convoluted or was I just on my phone the whole time.
I think a lot about how the ways that the abject failure that is US healthcare is driving modern folk medicine.
And Google really is becoming a similar type of failure.
And Google really is becoming a similar type of failure.
At least for those type of questions and that's all I really trust it for and stuff like Skyrim walkthroughs video game stuff and like that saves me a Google and it helps me through video games oh yeah it gives me wrong answers a lot you know what I mean but treat it for what it is
December 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think a lot about how the ways that the abject failure that is US healthcare is driving modern folk medicine.
And Google really is becoming a similar type of failure.
And Google really is becoming a similar type of failure.
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Your assignment for 2026 is to give trans people money
if you're still looking for a great place to spend your christmas money you should check out my merch store!!
a lot of the launch products are probably going to be gone soon!
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a lot of the launch products are probably going to be gone soon!
shop.crimew.gay
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Your assignment for 2026 is to give trans people money