Pontiff Saltyvahn
@saltyvahn.bsky.social
33/F/a chapel in Irithyll (EST). Same salt time, same salt channel.
TERFs, racists, and other assorted bigots, look elsewhere. Minors DNI.
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I just fling terrible puns everywhere instead.
TERFs, racists, and other assorted bigots, look elsewhere. Minors DNI.
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I just fling terrible puns everywhere instead.
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Top tier joke
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Top tier joke
Watched Tokyo Godfathers for the first time and like. I Get It now.
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Watched Tokyo Godfathers for the first time and like. I Get It now.
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Soon, time to go on a blind date to Carnegie Hall in 1997...
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Soon, time to go on a blind date to Carnegie Hall in 1997...
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trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead
October 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM
trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
All the "Homestuck is my favorite anime" jokes are gonna be true now, huh.
August 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All the "Homestuck is my favorite anime" jokes are gonna be true now, huh.
All the stuff around Gundam Wing's 30th anniversary has gotten me more hyped than I'd usually care to admit.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
July 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
All the stuff around Gundam Wing's 30th anniversary has gotten me more hyped than I'd usually care to admit.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
I've been super burnt out on everything and in a creative rut, which sucks, but I'm still here.
May 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I've been super burnt out on everything and in a creative rut, which sucks, but I'm still here.
Is Discord toast for anyone else, or did I somehow fuck it up by looking at it funny?
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Is Discord toast for anyone else, or did I somehow fuck it up by looking at it funny?
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Fear the Old Blood 🩸
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
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Okay, for the last time, it is not the “Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald.”
November 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Okay, for the last time, it is not the “Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald.”
Just trying to find everyone I can right this second.
About/interest post later.
About/interest post later.
November 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Just trying to find everyone I can right this second.
About/interest post later.
About/interest post later.