Samantha Halston
@samanthajbro.bsky.social
Chicago Based Actor • Former Baby Model • Lonely Island Fan • she/her
armpits: sweaty
hands: ice cold
hands: ice cold
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
armpits: sweaty
hands: ice cold
hands: ice cold
My jaw is on the floor. Rest in Peace Michelle Trachtenberg ❤️
February 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My jaw is on the floor. Rest in Peace Michelle Trachtenberg ❤️
With Tik Tok now officially banned in the U.S. - Instagram still sucks! #everythingisterrible #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
With Tik Tok now officially banned in the U.S. - Instagram still sucks! #everythingisterrible #tiktokban
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The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
January 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.
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To me, “cancel the Oscars” is an understandable but short-sighted take that ignores a) how important the entertainment industry is to LA, b) how much that industry has suffered in recent years, and c) the potential fundraising opportunity of a televised awards show.
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
To me, “cancel the Oscars” is an understandable but short-sighted take that ignores a) how important the entertainment industry is to LA, b) how much that industry has suffered in recent years, and c) the potential fundraising opportunity of a televised awards show.
Just guess what my Number 1 song was on Spotify #billieeilish #hitmehardandsoft
January 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just guess what my Number 1 song was on Spotify #billieeilish #hitmehardandsoft
In order to curb my doom scrolling addiction, I started playing candy crush again. Instead of straight cocaine i’ve switched to diet cocaine.
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
In order to curb my doom scrolling addiction, I started playing candy crush again. Instead of straight cocaine i’ve switched to diet cocaine.
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
This scene needs just as much hype as the Backstreet Boys moment. #brooklyn99 #tellmewhy #andysamberg
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
This scene needs just as much hype as the Backstreet Boys moment. #brooklyn99 #tellmewhy #andysamberg
I’m actually so good on AI photos of Nature and Space. I’ve seen enough.
November 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I’m actually so good on AI photos of Nature and Space. I’ve seen enough.
I went to get a massage recently, and at one point as he’s pinpointing every source of evil in my back and neck, I realized, “oh he could kill me if he wanted to”.
#massage #relaxation #zen
#massage #relaxation #zen
November 22, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I went to get a massage recently, and at one point as he’s pinpointing every source of evil in my back and neck, I realized, “oh he could kill me if he wanted to”.
#massage #relaxation #zen
#massage #relaxation #zen
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Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement
give me a moment, i’m saying goodbye to all of my liked tweets
#goodbyetwitter
#goodbyetwitter
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
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November 21, 2024 at 3:17 AM
give me a moment, i’m saying goodbye to all of my liked tweets
#goodbyetwitter
#goodbyetwitter
Sorry I’m busy tonight, I gotta doomscroll for 3 hours
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Sorry I’m busy tonight, I gotta doomscroll for 3 hours
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