samantha_roze: boring barbie
@samantharoze.bsky.social
i swore myself to me, myself, and i
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me
i can not imagine being a 5’9 37 year old man, on tinder, with this bio (no diss to 5’9 37 year old men unless you are this dude)
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i can not imagine being a 5’9 37 year old man, on tinder, with this bio (no diss to 5’9 37 year old men unless you are this dude)
wow there is something seriously wrong with me
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wow there is something seriously wrong with me
the good old dayzzz
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
the good old dayzzz
to the beach
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
to the beach
Falalalalalalalala
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Falalalalalalalala
i have just created world war 3 in the family group chat from the comfort of my warm south philadelphia apartment as they sit in traffic leaving the linc hehehe
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i have just created world war 3 in the family group chat from the comfort of my warm south philadelphia apartment as they sit in traffic leaving the linc hehehe
did slack just notify me anyway about mental health on a HOLIDAY
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
did slack just notify me anyway about mental health on a HOLIDAY
i know that’s right
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i know that’s right
god dammit Tommy
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
god dammit Tommy
i’m good, thanks
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i’m good, thanks
the bar is soooooo low
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the bar is soooooo low
jk I ain’t no bitchhhh
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
jk I ain’t no bitchhhh
Delco RULES
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Delco RULES
so Robert is the tinder swindler, got it
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
so Robert is the tinder swindler, got it
it’s a good start
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
it’s a good start
no like literally a curse to be born a heterosexual woman in my next life i want to be a gay man
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no like literally a curse to be born a heterosexual woman in my next life i want to be a gay man