samantha_roze: boring barbie
@samantharoze.bsky.social
i swore myself to me, myself, and i
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
Pinned
got a wi$h li$t
listening to 10 drunk cigarettes to turn this night around
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
listening to 10 drunk cigarettes to turn this night around
do not fucking ask me to stop at a gas station in west Philly when you are driving me in an uber don’t be out driving for uber if you need gas
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
do not fucking ask me to stop at a gas station in west Philly when you are driving me in an uber don’t be out driving for uber if you need gas
going to the suburbs fucking sucks and idk why people live there
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
going to the suburbs fucking sucks and idk why people live there
hello! i am in philadelphia! cheers!
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
hello! i am in philadelphia! cheers!
my new goal weight is skinny enough to be able to lie down underneath these arm rests in an empty airport
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
my new goal weight is skinny enough to be able to lie down underneath these arm rests in an empty airport
130 red eye is the move at lax, noted
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
130 red eye is the move at lax, noted
ready to wake up at PHL
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
ready to wake up at PHL
i would love to have a fucking private jet right now flying sucks i understand Taylor
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i would love to have a fucking private jet right now flying sucks i understand Taylor
somehow i don’t think i have ever flown out of LAX before. does it suck?
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
somehow i don’t think i have ever flown out of LAX before. does it suck?
*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep, that’s me
i can not imagine being a 5’9 37 year old man, on tinder, with this bio (no diss to 5’9 37 year old men unless you are this dude)
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i can not imagine being a 5’9 37 year old man, on tinder, with this bio (no diss to 5’9 37 year old men unless you are this dude)
the last place i wanna find out the bank froze my account is at the cash only dispensary 😤😤😤gimme my money AND MY EDIBLES
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the last place i wanna find out the bank froze my account is at the cash only dispensary 😤😤😤gimme my money AND MY EDIBLES
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spotify wrapped but for all the times I left my therapist speechless
spotify wrapped but for all my bsky flops
Spotify Wrapped but for all my meltdowns
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
spotify wrapped but for all the times I left my therapist speechless
this chick at my sue bob is insufferable today she told us she could sing, we are in a wework conference room, just 3 of us, and she starts singing LOUD “I will always love you”
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this chick at my sue bob is insufferable today she told us she could sing, we are in a wework conference room, just 3 of us, and she starts singing LOUD “I will always love you”
GOT EEEEEEM!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
GOT EEEEEEM!!!!
wow there is something seriously wrong with me
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wow there is something seriously wrong with me
the good old dayzzz
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
the good old dayzzz
what’s up with carrot i don’t trust it at all leave our eggs alone
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
what’s up with carrot i don’t trust it at all leave our eggs alone
you don’t have a headboard
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
you don’t have a headboard
had to go to the front desk bc wifi hasn’t worked in my room since i got here yesterday on anything, they hooked me up with the speak easy WiFi, and now have done no meeting prep bc…. the internet 😭
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
had to go to the front desk bc wifi hasn’t worked in my room since i got here yesterday on anything, they hooked me up with the speak easy WiFi, and now have done no meeting prep bc…. the internet 😭
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66 degrees time to bust out the snow hats
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
66 degrees time to bust out the snow hats
I forgot California is filled with tweaking thieves
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I forgot California is filled with tweaking thieves