seven more lines of coke

one new vape, two lines of coke, three drinks from the bar, four more lines of coke 🗣️🗣️🗣️, five guys fries, six hits of my blunt 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

i can name ten things us girls need before we ever need a man

now i am here sitting in a strangers car while he gets gas and i think that’s bullshit and a safety issue

dammit

yes bc i am secretly gen z

i was standing there calling the bank and it took way too long for me to realize they are in EST and I am in PST but i hate them

i am furious

The one that’s a flight attendant who helped baklava guy get his uncovered baklava tray into the overhead bin on his flight home from dicks and she said sir these people don’t want your baklava all over their stuff & he said I don’t want their stuff all over my baklava (he was the last to board)