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SamanthaVonMeme
@samanthavonmeme.bsky.social
Music, MTG, 🏳️‍🌈, she/her, 🐸, Whimsy above all.
Merry Christmas Adam from the Happy Potato!
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
119 blacked-out pages? Seriously?
December 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I ate a Christmas Tree Cake for breakfast today, so I drew a quick little image because I wanted to. Then my friends decided it looked like a butt plug, so then I had to draw that too.
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if stepping in cat poop is the worst thing that happens to me today, then I'll take it.
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
ah - the simple pleasure of a freshly cleaned pair of glasses
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“I have a favorite grape. That’s so silly.” - @munocard.bsky.social #twoted
October 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That autistic relief when you finally clip and file the nails that have been too long for 3 days.
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Going On Your Phone is probably the worst thing you can do to yourself and everyone does it maybe one million times a day
September 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I'm Amanda (OnionBug), the creator of the Magic the Gathering format "Clover".
I'm really excited about the format and I would love your help spreading the word!

@clovermtg.bsky.social
discord.gg/tzt45yZV9

Clover is created and maintained by trans women!
Re-posts are so appreciated!
🤍🍀🤍🍀🤍🍀🤍🍀🤍
September 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nice try, Fae. You’re not gonna get me.
September 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You know why I like working from home when
@munocard.bsky.social
is also working from home?
September 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My partner, @munocard.bsky.social (who hasn’t changed her phone background in over a year) just made something I drew her background. 🥰 I feel so loved.
September 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Call your local TERF a TERF today!
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
September 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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straight T4T cover of Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne would be like

she *was* a boy
he *was* a girl
can i make it any more obvious?
July 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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For the beta version of Magic Dungeons (our game about finding a use for draft chaft and TCG cards you do not have an use for), I need to make non-copyright proxies of mtg cards for teaching how to make game tools.

These are the things I am attempting currently
August 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Great, international relaxation day is in two days and I am not ready at ALL
August 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sometimes I miss Florida, and sometimes I'm terrified of Florida.
August 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Time to add Krispy Kreme to the shit-list.
August 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The three genders
August 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Me: Do you know what’s really hard about being bisexual?
@munocard.bsky.social: Knowing where to put your stickers?
Me: 100%

Relatedly: I finally chose a place for this sticker after hemming and hawing for probably a year.
July 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"I wonder if orange juice and meth explains Florida as a thing." - @toffer.shitposting.blog #twoted
July 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM