Pastina Aguilera
@sambivalence.bsky.social
I write boring things for money. My dogs are named after 70s rock stars. I am not really a box of pasta. Sometimes I am funny. I like olives, collecting books I'll probably never read, and making overly specific and dated references. She/her. NYer in WI.
The most dependable man in my life
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The most dependable man in my life
Me when I’m hungy
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me when I’m hungy
I prefer the fresh stacks but que cracker sera sera
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I prefer the fresh stacks but que cracker sera sera
But only the perimeter
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
But only the perimeter
My bowl didn't have the one that broke. Thank you for helping.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My bowl didn't have the one that broke. Thank you for helping.
Soy and scallion noodles, with fried scallions, garlic mushrooms, carrots, mukiname, a fried egg, and more scallions, then chili crunch.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Soy and scallion noodles, with fried scallions, garlic mushrooms, carrots, mukiname, a fried egg, and more scallions, then chili crunch.
🎶 Pack my bags and mount my shrimp
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🎶 Pack my bags and mount my shrimp
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
If I had kids, and they asked me how Santa managed to get to every kid in 1 night, I'd tell them the Pope would select a man in each region and make him take a shot of Santa juice, like a 8 hour energy drink, enabling them to visit every kid in their region. Home base for each Santa? The local mall.
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If I had kids, and they asked me how Santa managed to get to every kid in 1 night, I'd tell them the Pope would select a man in each region and make him take a shot of Santa juice, like a 8 hour energy drink, enabling them to visit every kid in their region. Home base for each Santa? The local mall.
The Ol’ Expired Biscuit Can
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The Ol’ Expired Biscuit Can
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
I got two new pairs of specs
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got two new pairs of specs
Memes I make for my own laughter.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Memes I make for my own laughter.
This is what ChatGPT spit out when I asked it to analyze 75 pages of poetry.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is what ChatGPT spit out when I asked it to analyze 75 pages of poetry.
Leprosy. But spelled Leproseigh.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Leprosy. But spelled Leproseigh.
It is not nearly as cool as my hat.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It is not nearly as cool as my hat.
Today’s Advent Calendar item is a set of air fresheners.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today’s Advent Calendar item is a set of air fresheners.
This does not taste like Dr Pepper at all but it is pretty good.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This does not taste like Dr Pepper at all but it is pretty good.
If I wasn’t making playlists for SOMEONE, this would have reflected me a bit better. Madonna, The Pretenders, Beck, and Wolfmother are accurate though.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If I wasn’t making playlists for SOMEONE, this would have reflected me a bit better. Madonna, The Pretenders, Beck, and Wolfmother are accurate though.
These were in my AriZona Advent Calendar. I looked it up. They cost the same as the box. Nice.
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
These were in my AriZona Advent Calendar. I looked it up. They cost the same as the box. Nice.
I have been trying so hard to stick to this.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have been trying so hard to stick to this.
How many plants can I put on my desk before they infiltrate my motherboard and become sentient? Data of the Triffids.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How many plants can I put on my desk before they infiltrate my motherboard and become sentient? Data of the Triffids.
His nose is like a little roomba
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
His nose is like a little roomba