Pastina Aguilera
@sambivalence.bsky.social
I write boring things for money. My dogs are named after 70s rock stars. I am not really a box of pasta. Sometimes I am funny. I like olives, collecting books I'll probably never read, and making overly specific and dated references. She/her. NYer in WI.
Family holidays..
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Family holidays..
The most dependable man in my life
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The most dependable man in my life
Me when I’m hungy
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me when I’m hungy
We just saw an advance screening of Song Sung Blue and Hugh Jackman is just perfect as a Neil Diamond impersonator. Kate Hudson also nails the Wisconsin accent.
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We just saw an advance screening of Song Sung Blue and Hugh Jackman is just perfect as a Neil Diamond impersonator. Kate Hudson also nails the Wisconsin accent.
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Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.
Holy shit, how awful.
“Our sources say the two suffered lacerations consistent with a knife. The LAPD's Robbery Homicide Division is still investigating.”
Rob Reiner, Wife Michele Found Dead in Their L.A. Home with Knife Wounds
Rob Reiner -- the legendary director -- and his wife Michele Singer Reiner have died ... TMZ has confirmed.
www.tmz.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Holy shit, how awful.
I prefer the fresh stacks but que cracker sera sera
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I prefer the fresh stacks but que cracker sera sera
You could just feel Lily Allen’s emotions in that first song on SNL. The look on her face at the end was gut-wrenching.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You could just feel Lily Allen’s emotions in that first song on SNL. The look on her face at the end was gut-wrenching.
But only the perimeter
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
But only the perimeter
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I’ve never looked this good for even one day of my entire life like wtf
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I’ve never looked this good for even one day of my entire life like wtf
Soy and scallion noodles, with fried scallions, garlic mushrooms, carrots, mukiname, a fried egg, and more scallions, then chili crunch.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Soy and scallion noodles, with fried scallions, garlic mushrooms, carrots, mukiname, a fried egg, and more scallions, then chili crunch.
🎶 Pack my bags and mount my shrimp
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🎶 Pack my bags and mount my shrimp
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
I′m gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on all this fancy leather
Need no crab to pay for anything 🎶
If I had kids, and they asked me how Santa managed to get to every kid in 1 night, I'd tell them the Pope would select a man in each region and make him take a shot of Santa juice, like a 8 hour energy drink, enabling them to visit every kid in their region. Home base for each Santa? The local mall.
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If I had kids, and they asked me how Santa managed to get to every kid in 1 night, I'd tell them the Pope would select a man in each region and make him take a shot of Santa juice, like a 8 hour energy drink, enabling them to visit every kid in their region. Home base for each Santa? The local mall.
The Ol’ Expired Biscuit Can
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The Ol’ Expired Biscuit Can
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
Didgeriyou
Beef Dowel
Cum Basson
Tickle Brisket
Custard Gun
Rooster Cogburn
Arnie Palmie’s Ham Bat
I hope that pasty white trash ho that got fired from Cinnabon for making racist remarks to a Black Somali Muslim customer who asked for more caramel on her cinnamon rolls never gets a decent job again.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I hope that pasty white trash ho that got fired from Cinnabon for making racist remarks to a Black Somali Muslim customer who asked for more caramel on her cinnamon rolls never gets a decent job again.
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
I love getting a quad espresso con panna and they just absolutely fuck me up with whipped cream
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I love getting a quad espresso con panna and they just absolutely fuck me up with whipped cream
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
It is really great to be able to see clearly again. My prescription changed fairly dramatically from two years ago and looking at text now is soooooo nice.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It is really great to be able to see clearly again. My prescription changed fairly dramatically from two years ago and looking at text now is soooooo nice.
I got two new pairs of specs
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got two new pairs of specs
The most annoying and distracting thing someone can do while someone ELSE is playing a video game is to yell at them that they’re not playing the “right” way
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The most annoying and distracting thing someone can do while someone ELSE is playing a video game is to yell at them that they’re not playing the “right” way
The worst thing about Discord is that when you join a really large one, the scum come out of the woodwork. In less than 24 hours I’ve gotten 4 gross messages.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The worst thing about Discord is that when you join a really large one, the scum come out of the woodwork. In less than 24 hours I’ve gotten 4 gross messages.
Memes I make for my own laughter.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Memes I make for my own laughter.