Pastina Aguilera
@sambivalence.bsky.social
I write boring things for money. My dogs are named after 70s rock stars. I am not really a box of pasta. Sometimes I am funny. I like olives, collecting books I'll probably never read, and making overly specific and dated references. She/her. NYer in WI.
The depths of how sad this is is hard to match. Not that anyone should want to.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The depths of how sad this is is hard to match. Not that anyone should want to.
I don’t mind it. I eat like a toddler.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I don’t mind it. I eat like a toddler.
My bowl didn't have the one that broke. Thank you for helping.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My bowl didn't have the one that broke. Thank you for helping.
If you were my Facebook friend a couple of years ago, you know the absolute majesty that was “A Fish For Christmas.”
I am so inspired right now lol
I am so inspired right now lol
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If you were my Facebook friend a couple of years ago, you know the absolute majesty that was “A Fish For Christmas.”
I am so inspired right now lol
I am so inspired right now lol
If I knew what I was doing or had a connect, I would write a cheesy Christmas movie about this movie. I have already written the plots for several dumb movies because my final life goal is to write a parody Hallmark movie. This might be the one to get me to write the whole script.
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If I knew what I was doing or had a connect, I would write a cheesy Christmas movie about this movie. I have already written the plots for several dumb movies because my final life goal is to write a parody Hallmark movie. This might be the one to get me to write the whole script.
Some people will leave behind a legacy of great achievements. I will have “Tickle Brisket” 😂
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Some people will leave behind a legacy of great achievements. I will have “Tickle Brisket” 😂