Sam Handwich
samhandwitch.bsky.social
Sam Handwich
@samhandwitch.bsky.social
im a lurker mostly
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November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
he should give up on this ballroom nonsense and focus on Large Geometric Objects: Sphere 2, Great Obsidian Cube, Evil Trapezoid, things of that nature
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Sam Handwich
I could have done without the felching refresher tbh
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
jesus h christ that was a jump scare
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“pick up the phone”
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
mfw goat video
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
final exam in astronaut school
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
nooo mr trump, don’t harm the beloved leadership of the democratic party!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
marble
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my iq is ERROR: INTEGER UNDERFLOW
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
perhaps rfk jr talking about how he has the meats
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i like the idea of a series of famous political quotations but also ask as a humble subscriber that you include the arby’s slogan
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
every time i hear “we talk about the issues” i think of the arby’s slogan “we have the meats” (complimentary)
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i certainly prefer my pedophile hitlers to be senile rather than full of youthful vigor
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Or the unchangeable default to time/date format for any random cell with numbers and dashes that happen to be a valid date
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i crave highly polished. statuary marble.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The benefit calculation should also include the (perceived) benefit to the employer… along the lines of team building, earning good will from employees, etc. And the perception of the employees. “Every employee gets $100” seems more fair than “pick your favorite 2 children”
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Equality of outcome (all families get to come) vs. equality of opportunity (all families get 3 tickets). But as a parent I would prefer to ditch work sponsored events entirely. Just give all employees equal wads of cash to use how we want
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
And, like, maybe scrub your goddamn reddit posts?
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM