Sami McNulty
@samimain.com
“improbably tiny, like she was born inside the Internet and was only recently raised to human size” — GQ
we may not have had lead paint on everything but we DID have purple ketchup
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
we may not have had lead paint on everything but we DID have purple ketchup
Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Poops and Farts
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Poops and Farts
the fact that these apps have nothing to do with one another sickens me
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the fact that these apps have nothing to do with one another sickens me
how i address racists from now on:
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
how i address racists from now on:
coming back to my browser after developing a new special interest is always a huge yikes
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
coming back to my browser after developing a new special interest is always a huge yikes
RIP carlotta, you would have loved The Life of a Showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
RIP carlotta, you would have loved The Life of a Showgirl
gave myself a tarot reading for a book project i’m working on and got the most “you’re trying to write a book”-ass cards i’ve ever seen
August 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
gave myself a tarot reading for a book project i’m working on and got the most “you’re trying to write a book”-ass cards i’ve ever seen
horse girls this, theatre kids that
i was a mythology girlie
i was a mythology girlie
June 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
horse girls this, theatre kids that
i was a mythology girlie
i was a mythology girlie
i voted early today and followed @softpowervote.bsky.social’s guide for my district and county seats:
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i voted early today and followed @softpowervote.bsky.social’s guide for my district and county seats:
this is her!! i would love to be able to read these collections
May 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this is her!! i would love to be able to read these collections
ATTN
BENCHLEY GOT A HAIRCUT
BENCHLEY GOT A HAIRCUT
April 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ATTN
BENCHLEY GOT A HAIRCUT
BENCHLEY GOT A HAIRCUT
hey do you think Oprah is cool w this ad placement?
April 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
hey do you think Oprah is cool w this ad placement?
and sure, there’s a lot of shein and cider to dodge but then SOMETIMES you find: goose sweatshirt and everything’s going to be okay
March 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
and sure, there’s a lot of shein and cider to dodge but then SOMETIMES you find: goose sweatshirt and everything’s going to be okay
"decorative window" you say?
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"decorative window" you say?