Sami McNulty
@samimain.com
“improbably tiny, like she was born inside the Internet and was only recently raised to human size” — GQ
i was about to be HIGHLY skeptical of warm applesauce but you may have saved it with the apple pie…
February 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
i was about to be HIGHLY skeptical of warm applesauce but you may have saved it with the apple pie…
upon reflection this sounds like a post on a toddler-only social media site
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
upon reflection this sounds like a post on a toddler-only social media site
i pray the right liquid finds you
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i pray the right liquid finds you
i’m cracking up because this happens in ep3
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
i’m cracking up because this happens in ep3
maybe wear the bachel wig for good luck? i feel like she'd be really good at it
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
maybe wear the bachel wig for good luck? i feel like she'd be really good at it
i think this works for me LOL thank you 🫡
January 31, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i think this works for me LOL thank you 🫡
truuuue i also remember her getting yelled at a lot but i forget how much of it was like... relevant vs unnecessary
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 PM
truuuue i also remember her getting yelled at a lot but i forget how much of it was like... relevant vs unnecessary
immediately reminded me of this tiktok about marie antoinette's boob cup www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMH1v9ww/
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
immediately reminded me of this tiktok about marie antoinette's boob cup www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMH1v9ww/
that is ur own journey, godspeed
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
that is ur own journey, godspeed
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January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
m̷̧̬̥̀y̸̬̙̓͌̂ ̶̥̅͗͋b̶͈̈́̐͠l̵̨̟̓͂̽̚͠ö̶̧̯́́̈o̸̱͖̝̹͒͌́͠d̴̘̥͕̺̑ ̸̞̹̖͕̙̃̈́̿̃̈́ḯ̸̧̬͉̯̘s̵̙̔̑͠ ̷͎̜̮̮̦͛͐͒̆c̶̟͍͋a̵̫̯̲̥͐̆̈́́f̶̞͛́̚f̷͍̞̼̑̾̄ē̶̩ḯ̸̡̯̠̘͓̈́n̸̺̫̺̓e̵̻͕̽͠
