Sami McNulty
@samimain.com
“improbably tiny, like she was born inside the Internet and was only recently raised to human size” — GQ
are we all putting cinnamon in our applesauce cups or is it just me, please discuss
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
are we all putting cinnamon in our applesauce cups or is it just me, please discuss
i have GOT to start having water at any point before 10:30 every morning
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
i have GOT to start having water at any point before 10:30 every morning
really glad our upstairs neighbors got their toddler into galloping lessons, it’s really paying off
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
really glad our upstairs neighbors got their toddler into galloping lessons, it’s really paying off
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Elon: Yes, I repeatedly begged to go to Epstein parties after his conviction, but you see [puts on aviators] they didn't like me.
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Elon: Yes, I repeatedly begged to go to Epstein parties after his conviction, but you see [puts on aviators] they didn't like me.
thinking i'm going to skip season 5 of my Summer House rewatch because it's just the stanford prison experiment but set in the hamptons -- will i miss anything major? no, right? the IG psychic, the sandwich fight, but nothing i MUST see?
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
thinking i'm going to skip season 5 of my Summer House rewatch because it's just the stanford prison experiment but set in the hamptons -- will i miss anything major? no, right? the IG psychic, the sandwich fight, but nothing i MUST see?
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Our Valentine's Day shipping menu is here 💕🫶🏻
We have so many fun new (and returning) flavors, I can't wait to tell you all about them!
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We have so many fun new (and returning) flavors, I can't wait to tell you all about them!
Shop Here: flourpowerny.com/collections/...
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Our Valentine's Day shipping menu is here 💕🫶🏻
We have so many fun new (and returning) flavors, I can't wait to tell you all about them!
Shop Here: flourpowerny.com/collections/...
We have so many fun new (and returning) flavors, I can't wait to tell you all about them!
Shop Here: flourpowerny.com/collections/...
reminder to self: do not drink coffee just because i’m thirsty
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
reminder to self: do not drink coffee just because i’m thirsty
shout out to ppl who can eat taco bell without a care in the world
i miss that
i miss that
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
shout out to ppl who can eat taco bell without a care in the world
i miss that
i miss that
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I must admit Republicans have challenged my belief in universal human rights and dignity. Just by being included.
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I must admit Republicans have challenged my belief in universal human rights and dignity. Just by being included.
we may not have had lead paint on everything but we DID have purple ketchup
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
we may not have had lead paint on everything but we DID have purple ketchup
hey girl boss with three easy payments of $2000 i can take you from stress-maxxing to stress-laxxing
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
hey girl boss with three easy payments of $2000 i can take you from stress-maxxing to stress-laxxing
i would say it IS more than i bargained for, yeah
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
i would say it IS more than i bargained for, yeah
it's actually sexist how hard it is to spell femininity
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
it's actually sexist how hard it is to spell femininity
Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Poops and Farts
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Poops and Farts
the fact that these apps have nothing to do with one another sickens me
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the fact that these apps have nothing to do with one another sickens me
forgot to cancel my adhd task app before it annually renewed
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
forgot to cancel my adhd task app before it annually renewed
how i address racists from now on:
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
how i address racists from now on:
sometimes when i order a lyft, i realize what i wish i could do is just borrow someone’s car instead
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
sometimes when i order a lyft, i realize what i wish i could do is just borrow someone’s car instead
why is it legally mandated for
restaurants to include no more than three (3) pieces of broccoli in an order of sesame chicken
restaurants to include no more than three (3) pieces of broccoli in an order of sesame chicken
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
why is it legally mandated for
restaurants to include no more than three (3) pieces of broccoli in an order of sesame chicken
restaurants to include no more than three (3) pieces of broccoli in an order of sesame chicken
we're not ready to talk about the Kovu (lion) to Jess Mariano pipeline young girls went through
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
we're not ready to talk about the Kovu (lion) to Jess Mariano pipeline young girls went through
coming back to my browser after developing a new special interest is always a huge yikes
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
coming back to my browser after developing a new special interest is always a huge yikes
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
everyone loves a manic pixie dream girl until i find a leaf in my hair and i don't know how long its been there
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
everyone loves a manic pixie dream girl until i find a leaf in my hair and i don't know how long its been there