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Sami McNulty
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“improbably tiny, like she was born inside the Internet and was only recently raised to human size” — GQ
m'precious
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
are we all putting cinnamon in our applesauce cups or is it just me, please discuss
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i have GOT to start having water at any point before 10:30 every morning
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
really glad our upstairs neighbors got their toddler into galloping lessons, it’s really paying off
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Elon: Yes, I repeatedly begged to go to Epstein parties after his conviction, but you see [puts on aviators] they didn't like me.
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
thinking i'm going to skip season 5 of my Summer House rewatch because it's just the stanford prison experiment but set in the hamptons -- will i miss anything major? no, right? the IG psychic, the sandwich fight, but nothing i MUST see?
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Our Valentine's Day shipping menu is here 💕🫶🏻

We have so many fun new (and returning) flavors, I can't wait to tell you all about them!

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January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
pov you fucked up
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
reminder to self: do not drink coffee just because i’m thirsty
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
shout out to ppl who can eat taco bell without a care in the world

i miss that
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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I must admit Republicans have challenged my belief in universal human rights and dignity. Just by being included.
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
we may not have had lead paint on everything but we DID have purple ketchup
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
hey girl boss with three easy payments of $2000 i can take you from stress-maxxing to stress-laxxing
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i would say it IS more than i bargained for, yeah
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
it's actually sexist how hard it is to spell femininity
January 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Poops and Farts
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
the fact that these apps have nothing to do with one another sickens me
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
forgot to cancel my adhd task app before it annually renewed
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
how i address racists from now on:
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
sometimes when i order a lyft, i realize what i wish i could do is just borrow someone’s car instead
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
why is it legally mandated for
restaurants to include no more than three (3) pieces of broccoli in an order of sesame chicken
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
we're not ready to talk about the Kovu (lion) to Jess Mariano pipeline young girls went through
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
coming back to my browser after developing a new special interest is always a huge yikes
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
everyone loves a manic pixie dream girl until i find a leaf in my hair and i don't know how long its been there
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM